Does your wife cut your nails?

[Dexter]

Does your wife cut your nails and if so, was she born in America?

[mike]

   Uh, . . .
1. No
2. Yes

[ConqueredbyLove]

  Uh, . . .
1. No
2. Yes

    

[Hehealedme]

Does your wife cut your nails and if so, was she born in America?

Okidoky...
I'll go along and answer your very odd question...

1. When I was still married to my husband, I used to have to cut his toenails all the time because he wouldn't and didn't care about doing it himself. And if I didn't do it for him, I had to resow his socks all the time because if I didn't, I would have had to buy him new ones every two or three months...

2. No, I was born in Quebec...






Why do you want to know if a wife cuts her husband's nails, and what difference does it make where she was born?...

[JohnDB]

This one is a tad "out there"

but I guess some guys like a subserviant wife...

I don't...and most of my friends I don't think would either.

Whatever...

[chosenone]

I occasionally cut my husbands thumb nail and one of his finger nails on his right hand as he says he cant cut them that side. As for the feet, NO WAY, although if he was disabled or something of course I would do it. By the way I was born and live in the UK.

[BAH-BLAH]

I wear fake....so no need.

[dallasapple]

I dont know why anyone would even want someone else to cut their nails..I mean unless you are getting a manicure or a pedicure  by a professional as a treat.

I can understand a foot massage or something but as far as routine trimming of your nails I think we know best how to do it ourselves without cutting them too short .

I mean its like asking does your wife brush your teeth for you?

Love

Dallas

[Bocephus]

I dont know why anyone would even want someone else to cut their nails..I mean unless you are getting a manicure or a pedicure  by a professional as a treat.

I can understand a foot massage or something but as far as routine trimming of your nails I think we know best how to do it ourselves without cutting them too short .

I mean its like asking does your wife brush your teeth for you?

Love

Dallas

My wife does brush my teeth for me.

[dallasapple]

I dont know why anyone would even want someone else to cut their nails..I mean unless you are getting a manicure or a pedicure  by a professional as a treat.

I can understand a foot massage or something but as far as routine trimming of your nails I think we know best how to do it ourselves without cutting them too short .

I mean its like asking does your wife brush your teeth for you?

Love

Dallas

My wife does brush my teeth for me.

LOL!!!

Love

Dallas

[shygirl]

  Uh, . . .
1. No
2. Yes

 

[BAH-BLAH]

Yes with a black and decker circular saw

[dallasapple]

I dont know why anyone would even want someone else to cut their nails..I mean unless you are getting a manicure or a pedicure  by a professional as a treat.

I can understand a foot massage or something but as far as routine trimming of your nails I think we know best how to do it ourselves without cutting them too short .

I mean its like asking does your wife brush your teeth for you?

Love

Dallas

My wife does brush my teeth for me.

Also I forgot to ask..does she make sure to get the way back far ones? And does she make sure to brush your tongue (tounge for my old friend) as well because she must remember "tounges" have a LOT of bacteria in them?

How bout flossing?..Who does that for you..and what about your hiney when you go poo poo?

Who cuts your meat?AWW,,,

But when it comes time to driving I bet you are behind the wheel..because men are WAY better at operating heavy machinery  than the ltittle woman.

HA HA!!!

Love

Dallas

[dallasapple]

Yes with a black and decker circular saw

Thats basically whats required considering you are wearing achrylic nails hun.I just hope she is wearing eye goggles so the nail dust doesnt cut one or her eyeballas out.

Love

Dallas

[Bocephus]

I dont know why anyone would even want someone else to cut their nails..I mean unless you are getting a manicure or a pedicure  by a professional as a treat.

I can understand a foot massage or something but as far as routine trimming of your nails I think we know best how to do it ourselves without cutting them too short .

I mean its like asking does your wife brush your teeth for you?

Love

Dallas

My wife does brush my teeth for me.

Also I forgot to ask..does she make sure to get the way back far ones? And does she make sure to brush your tongue (tounge for my old friend) as well because she must remember "tounges" have a LOT of bacteria in them?

How bout flossing?..Who does that for you..and what about your hiney when you go poo poo?

Who cuts your meat?AWW,,,

But when it comes time to driving I bet you are behind the wheel..because men are WAY better at operating heavy machinery  than the ltittle woman.

HA HA!!!

Love

Dallas

She chews my food for me like all good Ferengi women.