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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #35 on: Sat Mar 13, 2010 - 18:50:11 »
"How To Be A Better Wife"

Well, to throw a monkey wrench into things......

As a saying goes in the construction industry...  "Men are just like linoleum: lay them well, and the wife can walk all over him without any problems arising."

For many this somewhat crude saying is very accurate.

So there's the monkey wrench!

I'm looking forward to see how many noses get bent out of shape over that one!   rofl

And for a second monkey wrench:

I've heard many wives state that they feel "used" by their husbands.  They seem quite ignorant on just how easily they can "use" their husband in it.  And in so doing, they would also avert much conflict.  And have much enjoyment.

But they just seem to focus on their own skewed slant, intent on missing out on so much for both themselves and their husbands.  Go figure.

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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #36 on: Sat Mar 13, 2010 - 21:03:07 »
Don't read those women mags and avoid all women who do

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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #37 on: Sun Mar 14, 2010 - 18:19:29 »
"How To Be A Better Wife"

Well, to throw a monkey wrench into things......

As a saying goes in the construction industry...  "Men are just like linoleum: lay them well, and the wife can walk all over him without any problems arising."

For many this somewhat crude saying is very accurate.

So there's the monkey wrench!

I'm looking forward to see how many noses get bent out of shape over that one!   rofl


To me that just says that as long as a man has frequent and satisfying sex he is willing to give his wife full latitude on anything else.  Nothing new there.


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And for a second monkey wrench:

I've heard many wives state that they feel "used" by their husbands.  They seem quite ignorant on just how easily they can "use" their husband in it.  And in so doing, they would also avert much conflict.  And have much enjoyment.

But they just seem to focus on their own skewed slant, intent on missing out on so much for both themselves and their husbands.  Go figure.

I'm not really sure what you are trying to say here.  Whatever it is you are saying does sound very bitter.  I'm sorry that you feel like that.


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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #38 on: Sun Mar 14, 2010 - 22:26:13 »
"How To Be A Better Wife"

Well, to throw a monkey wrench into things......

As a saying goes in the construction industry...  "Men are just like linoleum: lay them well, and the wife can walk all over him without any problems arising."

For many this somewhat crude saying is very accurate.

So there's the monkey wrench!

I'm looking forward to see how many noses get bent out of shape over that one!   rofl


To me that just says that as long as a man has frequent and satisfying sex he is willing to give his wife full latitude on anything else.  Nothing new there.


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And for a second monkey wrench:

I've heard many wives state that they feel "used" by their husbands.  They seem quite ignorant on just how easily they can "use" their husband in it.  And in so doing, they would also avert much conflict.  And have much enjoyment.

But they just seem to focus on their own skewed slant, intent on missing out on so much for both themselves and their husbands.  Go figure.

I'm not really sure what you are trying to say here.  Whatever it is you are saying does sound very bitter.  I'm sorry that you feel like that.



Interesting reply.  Where do you get bitter from?  All I did was relay what is frequently seen.  Even on this forum on a few threads, the same statements have been made by others.  Relating fact isn't bitter. 

Go figure.  LOL

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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #39 on: Mon Mar 15, 2010 - 08:04:15 »
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Interesting reply.  Where do you get bitter from?  All I did was relay what is frequently seen.  Even on this forum on a few threads, the same statements have been made by others.  Relating fact isn't bitter.

Go figure.  LOL

Well you lost me to.  I didn't understand the second one either.  ::shrug::

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« Reply #40 on: Mon Mar 15, 2010 - 20:39:18 »
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Interesting reply.  Where do you get bitter from?  All I did was relay what is frequently seen.  Even on this forum on a few threads, the same statements have been made by others.  Relating fact isn't bitter.

Go figure.  LOL

Well you lost me to.  I didn't understand the second one either.  ::shrug::

If you're lost on the second one, you are blessed, so don't sweat it.

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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #41 on: Mon Mar 15, 2010 - 21:07:55 »
Don't read those women mags and avoid all women who do.
bemark wins the thread!!!  Seriously, best advice in here so far.

Now me, I'm a pain.  I might be worth it, but I'm not sure.  That depends on you, mostly, probably.  I won't hit you, not that kind of pain.  But I promise to be totally hot and cold, except when I'm lukewarm.  And to say what I think always, even when it isn't consistent with what I said 5 minutes ago, or when I don't feel like talking.  And to forget "important" dates, but give you presents on non-occasions when you aren't expecting it.  I won't pick up the phone if I'm doing something else, but I'll call you back later, even if you don't leave a message.  And I'll be decisive about major decisions, and handle major problems, even while I'm indecisive about minutia, and ignore the little problems until they build up into bigger ones.

I'm interesting.  Not always in a good way!  Yay me!  ::rolling::  ::crackup::

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Re: How to Be a Better Wife
« Reply #42 on: Tue Mar 16, 2010 - 09:01:44 »
wycliffes You seem to have a very active sense of humor, so take this as humorous and not serious:                                     "A man's got to know his limitations"