Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...

[courtgirl72]

I am glad you didn't lose her. That is a pretty insensitive remark to make.

I was being extremely sarcastic...I just wondering if you hurt him badly for making that remark...jk

[larry2]

That was indeed funny. It reminds me of this short story.

How My Husband Broke His Arms
by kat

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point.

When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite a while before the casts will come off!

In Jesus' name - larry2

[browneyes]

I seen this awhile ago and it is funny!

[fanuvmxpx]

Things you should refrain from doing with your wife?

Telling the truth. Avoid at all costs. Especially concerning clothing, body dimensions, or romance/drama television & movies.

If you avoid telling her the truth about the above, you will live a long and happy life.

[larry2]

fanuvmxpx - Telling the truth. Avoid at all costs. Especially concerning clothing, body dimensions, or romance/drama television & movies.

If you avoid telling her the truth about the above, you will live a long and happy life.

larry2 - Instead of a sin of commission, would that be considered avoiding the truth by omission?

In Jesus' name - larry2

[walker starr]

After all the 'what not to says' its time to be aware of two small magic words that are almost always a guarantee off safety and longevity they are, 'YES DEAR'.