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Title: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: spurly on August 06, 2008, 08:02:40 AM These are the things you don't say to your wife...
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uxvXA8Aqh4 Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life. Post by: James. on August 06, 2008, 08:50:09 AM ::laughinghisterically::
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: Charles Sloan on August 06, 2008, 09:17:09 AM Tim Hawkins is great, I would recommend his entire act.
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: Petals on August 06, 2008, 10:22:59 AM You gave me my laugh for the day. Thanks! ::laughingatquote::
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life. Post by: gracex2 on August 06, 2008, 01:10:46 PM This is awesome! I love Tim Hawkins!
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: poohgirl on August 09, 2008, 12:54:18 PM ::applause:: Very funny. rofl
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: BondServant on August 09, 2008, 04:24:51 PM spurly, that is GREAT!!
Thanks!!! In Christ, KP Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: Hehealedme on August 19, 2008, 01:24:32 PM Quote Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... I have personally been told that one: Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much... ::doh:: ::frustrated:: Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life. Post by: leeford on February 15, 2009, 05:40:27 PM Tim Hawkins lyrics to "Things You Don't Say to Your Wife" are very funny! I wish he'd keep going.
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: kensington on February 15, 2009, 09:24:21 PM That is too funny.
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: fanuvmxpx on February 17, 2009, 03:35:48 PM My favorite was the birthday present ::rolling::
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: Bocephus on May 04, 2009, 07:45:28 PM Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: courtgirl72 on May 04, 2009, 09:34:46 PM Quote Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... I have personally been told that one: Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much... ::doh:: ::frustrated:: How long did he have to stay in the hospital? Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: chosenone on May 04, 2009, 09:59:13 PM Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces. whats wrong with a new vacuum cleaner?mind you I am not his mum so wouldnt expect anything from hubby for mothers day, that is for my own children to think about. Mind you I got some new rechargable gardening shears for my birthday and it was what I asked for. (I am very easy to please). Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: Hehealedme on May 04, 2009, 10:15:45 PM Quote Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... I have personally been told that one: Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much... ::doh:: ::frustrated:: How long did he have to stay in the hospital? You must mean in the same room as I was, not in the hospital...you want the truth?...ok, here goes...if I (his wife and mother of his first child) had had the strenght to get up that day between the contractions, I would have smacked him one between his eyes for sure that would have kept him in the hospital for as many days as I had to stay there myself!...but instead, I started screaming telling him to get out of the room. Two nurses then came in, asked him to get out of the room, then they stayed with me and helped me go through the contractions until I was given only very mild morphine until the doctor decided to make me have an emergency cesarean...our daughter was stuck, she couldn't get out through the birth canal and her heartbeat was dangerously in distress...we could easily have lost her... ::cryingtears:: Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: courtgirl72 on May 04, 2009, 11:07:07 PM I am glad you didn't lose her. That is a pretty insensitive remark to make.
I was being extremely sarcastic...I just wondering if you hurt him badly for making that remark...jk Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: larry2 on May 05, 2009, 04:42:37 AM That was indeed funny. It reminds me of this short story.
How My Husband Broke His Arms by kat Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk." The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite a while before the casts will come off! In Jesus' name - larry2 Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: browneyes on May 05, 2009, 09:08:48 AM I seen this awhile ago and it is funny! rofl
Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: fanuvmxpx on May 05, 2009, 11:36:52 AM Things you should refrain from doing with your wife?
Telling the truth. Avoid at all costs. Especially concerning clothing, body dimensions, or romance/drama television & movies. If you avoid telling her the truth about the above, you will live a long and happy life. Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: larry2 on May 05, 2009, 11:47:20 AM fanuvmxpx - Telling the truth. Avoid at all costs. Especially concerning clothing, body dimensions, or romance/drama television & movies.
If you avoid telling her the truth about the above, you will live a long and happy life. larry2 - Instead of a sin of commission, would that be considered avoiding the truth by omission? In Jesus' name - larry2 Title: Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life... Post by: walker starr on May 06, 2009, 08:32:02 PM After all the 'what not to says' its time to be aware of two small magic words that are almost always a guarantee off safety and longevity they are, 'YES DEAR'. ::tippinghat:: |