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These are the things you don't say to your wife...

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Tim Hawkins is great, I would recommend his entire act.

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You gave me my laugh for the day.  Thanks!   ::laughingatquote::

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This is awesome! I love Tim Hawkins!

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 ::applause::    Very funny.  rofl

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spurly, that is GREAT!!

Thanks!!!

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Tim Hawkins lyrics to "Things You Don't Say to Your Wife" are very funny! I wish he'd keep going.

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That is too funny. 

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My favorite was the birthday present  ::rolling::

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Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.

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Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...




I have personally been told that one:

Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much...  ::doh:: ::frustrated::


How long did he have to stay in the hospital?

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Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.


 whats wrong with a new vacuum cleaner?mind you I am not his mum so wouldnt expect anything from hubby for mothers day, that is for my own children to think about.
Mind you I got some new rechargable gardening shears for my birthday and it was what I asked for. (I am very easy to please).

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