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Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« on: August 06, 2008, 07:02:40 AM »
These are the things you don't say to your wife...

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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life.
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2008, 07:50:09 AM »
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2008, 08:17:09 AM »
Tim Hawkins is great, I would recommend his entire act.
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2008, 09:22:59 AM »
You gave me my laugh for the day.  Thanks!   ::laughingatquote::
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life.
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2008, 12:10:46 PM »
This is awesome! I love Tim Hawkins!
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #5 on: August 09, 2008, 11:54:18 AM »
 ::applause::    Very funny.  rofl
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #6 on: August 09, 2008, 03:24:51 PM »
spurly, that is GREAT!!

Thanks!!!

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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2008, 12:24:32 PM »
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I have personally been told that one:

Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much...  ::doh:: ::frustrated::
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life.
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2009, 04:40:27 PM »
Tim Hawkins lyrics to "Things You Don't Say to Your Wife" are very funny! I wish he'd keep going.
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2009, 08:24:21 PM »
That is too funny. 
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« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 02:35:48 PM »
My favorite was the birthday present  ::rolling::
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2009, 06:45:28 PM »
Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 08:34:46 PM »
Quote from: Hehealedme on August 19, 2008, 12:24:32 PM
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Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...




I have personally been told that one:

Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much...  ::doh:: ::frustrated::


How long did he have to stay in the hospital?
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2009, 08:59:13 PM »
Quote from: Gary on May 04, 2009, 06:45:28 PM
Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.


 whats wrong with a new vacuum cleaner?mind you I am not his mum so wouldnt expect anything from hubby for mothers day, that is for my own children to think about.
Mind you I got some new rechargable gardening shears for my birthday and it was what I asked for. (I am very easy to please).
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Re: Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2009, 09:15:45 PM »
Quote from: courtgirl72 on May 04, 2009, 08:34:46 PM
Quote from: Hehealedme on August 19, 2008, 12:24:32 PM
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Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...




I have personally been told that one:

Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much...  ::doh:: ::frustrated::


How long did he have to stay in the hospital?



You must mean in the same room as I was, not in the hospital...you want the truth?...ok, here goes...if I (his wife and mother of his first child) had had the strenght to get up that day between the contractions, I would have smacked him one between his eyes for sure that would have kept him in the hospital for as many days as I had to stay there myself!...but instead, I started screaming telling him to get out of the room. Two nurses then came in, asked him to get out of the room, then they stayed with me and helped me go through the contractions until I was given only very mild morphine until the doctor decided to make me have an emergency cesarean...our daughter was stuck, she couldn't get out through the birth canal and her heartbeat was dangerously in distress...we could easily have lost her... ::cryingtears::


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