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Offline spurly

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These are the things you don't say to your wife...

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Tim Hawkins is great, I would recommend his entire act.

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You gave me my laugh for the day.  Thanks!   ::laughingatquote::

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This is awesome! I love Tim Hawkins!

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 ::applause::    Very funny.  rofl

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spurly, that is GREAT!!

Thanks!!!

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Tim Hawkins lyrics to "Things You Don't Say to Your Wife" are very funny! I wish he'd keep going.

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That is too funny. 

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My favorite was the birthday present  ::rolling::

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Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.

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Things you don't say to your wife if you want to live a long and happy life...




I have personally been told that one:

Stop complaining, giving birth can't possibly hurt that much...  ::doh:: ::frustrated::


How long did he have to stay in the hospital?

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Get your wife a new vacuum cleaner for Mother's Day, and she will just love you to pieces.


 whats wrong with a new vacuum cleaner?mind you I am not his mum so wouldnt expect anything from hubby for mothers day, that is for my own children to think about.
Mind you I got some new rechargable gardening shears for my birthday and it was what I asked for. (I am very easy to please).

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I am glad you didn't lose her. That is a pretty insensitive remark to make.

I was being extremely sarcastic...I just wondering if you hurt him badly for making that remark...jk

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That was indeed funny. It reminds me of this short story.

How My Husband Broke His Arms
by kat

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wouldn't run, I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in. Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point.

When my husband arrived home that day, he found me seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.

He watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a few moments when he came out again. He handed me a toothbrush. When you finish cutting the grass," he said, "you might as well sweep the sidewalk."

The doctors say he will probably live, but it will be quite a while before the casts will come off!

In Jesus' name - larry2

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I seen this awhile ago and it is funny! rofl

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Things you should refrain from doing with your wife?

Telling the truth. Avoid at all costs. Especially concerning clothing, body dimensions, or romance/drama television & movies.

If you avoid telling her the truth about the above, you will live a long and happy life.

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fanuvmxpx - Telling the truth. Avoid at all costs. Especially concerning clothing, body dimensions, or romance/drama television & movies.

If you avoid telling her the truth about the above, you will live a long and happy life.

larry2 - Instead of a sin of commission, would that be considered avoiding the truth by omission?

In Jesus' name - larry2
« Last Edit: Thu May 07, 2009 - 00:44:23 by larry2 »

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After all the 'what not to says' its time to be aware of two small magic words that are almost always a guarantee off safety and longevity they are, 'YES DEAR'. ::tippinghat::

 

     
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