Parrots, like cats, are evil.
My best friend has a parrot. If I walk in with long sleeves on, she loves me and wants to come talk to me. If I walk in with short sleeves and my tattoos showing, she tries to eat them.
And cats just attack my face at 2 in the morning while I'm asleep. Not just A cat, ALL of them. Every cat that I have ever slept in the same house as has tried to murder me in my sleep.
My dog just tries to steal my pillows. I can tolerate that though.