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WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden today issued a new executive order mandating that every single American be covered with sunscreen, in order to protect the good Americans who are already wearing sunscreen.

"I am really, really starting to lose my patience with these jerks that don't wear the sunscreen," said a visibly angry President Biden. "You have failed me one time too many. It's time for some serious consequences, Jack!"

When asked why people with sunscreen need other people to apply sunscreen in order for their sunscreen to work, Biden responded by staring blankly without moving for 30 full minutes, until all the reporters just got up and walked away.

Scientific experts also confirmed using carefully collected data that "you should just get the $#@%#$&*#@ shot because everyone is doing it and we all have to do it so we can all feel like we're doing something together in harmony like John Lennon imagined when he wrote 'Imagine.'" The scientists then danced and screamed louder around a big science-altar in hopes that Science would hear them.


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Some things to consider regarding sunscreen. After 21 days a second application is mandatory for the first application to be effective, and to achieve full immunity. After 6 months and every six months thereafter, a reapplication will be necessary to maintain one's protection. When 80% of the population is "fully" sun screened, we will have solar immunity.

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Some things to consider regarding sunscreen. After 21 days a second application is mandatory for the first application to be effective, and to achieve full immunity. After 6 months and every six months thereafter, a reapplication will be necessary to maintain one's protection. When 80% of the population is "fully" sun screened, we will have solar immunity.

Both of you do realize that there are people who read these.... even the Bee and believe they are real??????

But note... in the US... the first reapplication is at 8 months an afteer that to be determined  ::tippinghat::

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There are people at GCM that think yahoo articles are real.   ::doh::

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There are people at GCM that think yahoo articles are real.   ::doh::

Every thing I have posted from Yahoo can be found in a different search.

Next time Ill be sure to post two or 3 sources.

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Rella,

Read reply #86.   rofl

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Rella,

Read reply #86.   rofl

No can do.

It is not on aisle 4 Ralph ::laughinghisterically::