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Offline Randy S.

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Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
« on: February 07, 2009, 11:17:17 PM »
I love these, whether they be on Church bulletin boards, from Pastors, ect. Here is one of my favorites. Please add yours.

NO PEACE, NO GOD
KNOW PEACE, KNOW GOD

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Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
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Re: Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2009, 10:54:52 AM »
Isn't that back to front?

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Re: Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2009, 11:26:07 AM »
Years ago I was driving down a lonely 2-lane stretch of US #50 in Southern Indiana at about 3am on my way to Cincinnati. I had to pee really bad. There was a sign that said a town called "Loogootee" was ahead about 10 more miles, but I knew there wouldn't be anything open at that time on a Sunday morning. Then I saw a light up in the distance. It was a neon sign for a church out by the road. I pulled in to the church parking lot and parked by the sign thinking I could relieve myself real quick and get back on the road because the church was in the middle of nowhere. While standing there doing my thing, I noticed that there was a ladder and a metal box of sign letters sitting there. I thought how the crime rate there must be zero so people don't need to lock things up. As I finished, I looked up at the sign and it read, "Sing in The Shower."  All the sudden something evil came over me and I stepped up the ladder, reached out and removed the "G" from the sign. Then I got back in my Jeep and left.

To this day, whenever something (like this thread) reminds me of doing that, I can't help but wonder, out of all the things I have done in my life, both good and bad, if that one act didn't RSVP my reservation in hell.

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Re: Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2009, 04:47:44 PM »
Years ago I was driving down a lonely 2-lane stretch of US #50 in Southern Indiana at about 3am on my way to Cincinnati. I had to pee really bad. There was a sign that said a town called "Loogootee" was ahead about 10 more miles, but I knew there wouldn't be anything open at that time on a Sunday morning. Then I saw a light up in the distance. It was a neon sign for a church out by the road. I pulled in to the church parking lot and parked by the sign thinking I could relieve myself real quick and get back on the road because the church was in the middle of nowhere. While standing there doing my thing, I noticed that there was a ladder and a metal box of sign letters sitting there. I thought how the crime rate there must be zero so people don't need to lock things up. As I finished, I looked up at the sign and it read, "Sing in The Shower."  All the sudden something evil came over me and I stepped up the ladder, reached out and removed the "G" from the sign. Then I got back in my Jeep and left.

To this day, whenever something (like this thread) reminds me of doing that, I can't help but wonder, out of all the things I have done in my life, both good and bad, if that one act didn't RSVP my reservation in hell.

I'd say you probably got a chuckle out of God!   ::smile::

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Re: Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2009, 08:37:25 PM »
No God no peace
Know God know peace


I think that's the right way.

There have been some pretty terrible ones as well, like

Don't talk to me about pie in the sky when I die,
Give me steak on the plate while I wait.

One of those gimme, gimme, gimme statements.

Here's another one thats a little crook,

God said it,
I believe it,
That settles it.

It should be,

God said it,
That settles it,
I believe it.

If God said it, it doesn't matter what I believe, its already settled.

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Re: Clever Spiritual catch phrases...
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2009, 04:13:20 PM »
KISS----Keep It Simple Stupid