Favorite Monty Python Movie/Sketch

[crocless aussie]

Why are you asking all these questions?  I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition?

[crocless aussie]

Jim -"British upper class twits" is tautological - upper class twits are always British :)

"Never give in" - is the message of the Black Knight in "The Holy Grail".  Either that or "an idiot doesn't know when he's beaten".

Ni! (Bring me a shrubbery!)

[James Rondon]

The Meaning of Life... Especially the "explosive" scene with the over-indulgent eater at the French restaurant.  :yummy:

[Jones518]

"Blessed are the Cheesemakers?"
"I think he means all dairy workers in general."

"Blessed are the meek...what Jesus does not understand is the the Meek ARE the problem."

"Hey, be quiet, he might say something about Blessed are the Big Noses."
"You say something about my nose again and I will take you to the cleaners!"


Another skit that I found absolutely hilarious.  The British Navy (I think) were looking for a lake.  They had the address of the lake which turned out to be a bottom floor apartment.  As they knocked on the door, the inhabitants were swimming in their living room with scuba gear.  The major asked,  "Is this Lake Victoria (not the real name of course)."  

The woman responds, "I don't know about that but its pretty bleedin' damp in here." :D   I remember laughing for a very long time at that one.  

The marathon for incontinents was very good.  All the runners constantly ducking in and out of the woods to urinate.

The soccer match of the Greek Philosphers VS. the Eurpoean Philosophers.  Very funny.  Whistle blew and all the members walk around pondering the philosophical implications of the game until at the last minute, Sophocles has a breakthrough and scores the goal.  Confuscious was the referee along with St. Thomas Aquinas.  That was a great one.

International hide and seek was good as well.

I will leave now with this.

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

J

[crocless aussie]

Unfortunately some people seem to forget that God gave us a sense of humour and displayed His own many times.

[janine]

All I have to do is consider how I'm put together, physically and mentally, and I know my Designer was a hilarious Jokester, Who wanted to make sure humanity could survive any famine, plague, nuclear winter, IRS audit, mother-in-law, church family...