Movie Quotes

[James Rondon]

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Since you brought it up... My favorite line from the aforementioned movie comes from that character you so wisely did not name. It is actually more than one line... It is a short conversation:

CHARACTER1: "She gat a marreed... to oily bo hunk"
CHARACTER2: "Married?"...
CHARACTER1: "Marreed"
CHARACTER2: "Married?"...
CHARACTER1: "Marreed!"

{CHARACTER1 closes door on CHARACTER2}

CHARACTER2: "Married..." {As he walks away}

CHARACTER1: {Through the door} "Marreeed... cheez!".

[James Rondon]

Here's a few from my favorites list... (If I can rack my brain, I should be able to come up with quite a few more):

"Heeeead... paper... now!" (Charlie's Dad - So I Married an Axe Murderer)
"Shuttt it!" (Charlie's Dad - So I Married an Axe Murderer)
"You can keep your money... Give me your baby!" (Fat You Know What - Austin Powers 2)
"Get in me belly" (Fat You Know What - Austin Powers 2)
"She's old, I mean look at her, she's old. You can't just take her stuff... she's too old!" (Happy - Happy Gilmore)
"You made the bet... Pay the man" (Big Guy - Happy Gilmore)
"Are you gonna eat your fat?.... Spaulding!" (Spaulding, and then Judge Smales - Caddyshack)
"Get meee oughta here!" (Mista Mista Lady - Happy Gilmore)
"I know Egger... That was no Egger..." (Egger's Wife - MIB)
"Ra Raaa Raaa... Ra Raaa Raaa Raaa" (Aliens - Mars Attacks)
"Talk about the wrong stuff" (Astronaut - Armaggedon)
"You ain't got a prayer in Vegas" (Big Guy - Over The Top)
"I'll be back!" (Terminator - Terminator)
"I ain't got no reason to kill no botty" (Karl - Slingblade)
"You justa boyya" (Karl - Slingblade)
"Boyyyyyyy!" (Tall Man - Phantasm)

[Jim Abb]

Here are some....as best as I can remember them:

"Quick! What is the meaning of life?"
"Dale Beirberman!" Kevin McCarthy to Emilio Estevez from St. Elmo's Fire. My wife and I always give this answer, which the rest of the world thinks is crazy, but we get it, lol.

"Zuzu's petals! Zuzu's petals!" Jimmy Stewart from It's A Wonderful Life.

"If you build it he will come" from Field of Dreams. I actually got to use this line on my son when I surprised him with a visit to the actual movie site in Iowa.

"I chased the money changers from the temple. I can handle a tenspot!" Peter Boyle as a mental patient with a Christ fixation in The Dream Team.

"Have you seen my doctor? I fear the Romans may have siezed him!" same as above. If you have never seen this movie I highly recommend it..one of the most underrated comedies of all time and just get's better with every viewing!

"Get off my plane!" Harrison Ford from Air Force One

"Cat's rule. Dogs drool!" Sally Feild (voice of Sassy) from Homeward Bound.

"Of all the gin joints in all the world...." Bogart from Casablanca

"He tasks me! He tasks me!" Ricardo Montalban from The Wrath of Khan

"Who are those guys?" can't remember which one says it, but either Redofrd or Newman from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

"Give me an L...give me an I...give me a V...give me an E...LIVE! LIVE! LIVE! Otherwise you got nothing to talk about in the locker room (wink)." Ruth Gordon from Harold and Maude.

"They took my legs and they threw them over there. Then they took my arms and they threw them over there. And then they took my stomach and they..."
"Yes. That's you all over."  Scarecrow and the Tin man from The Wizard of Oz.

"I'll have what she's having." unnamed lady customer in the diner from When Harry Met Sally.

"Another Christmas in the trenches." McCauley Caulkin in Home Alone II.

"Yeah, that'd be just great." can't remember name, but it's from Office Space.

And of course one of the great lines....
"You'll shoot your eye out!" said by most of the adults to poor Ralphie from A Christmas Story.

[Bon Voyage]

Because my wife is italian, I get a kick out of this line:

"Just like a D**o, to bring a knife to a gun fight."  -- Sean Connery, The Untouchables. (very good movie btw.)

[ellisadam]

Bad guy "You can't hit nothin'.  You're so drunk you're probably seeing double"

Doc Holliday:  "I have two guns...one for each of you"

Tombstone

[newtome]

"the two yoots"
"i'm sorry, the two youthhhhhs

[Son of a Preacher Man]

Look Snake.  From here, the angle of trajectory... oh, great.  Look who I'm talking to--Mr. SAT's Billy Crystal as Danny Costanza in Running Scared

No autopsy.  No foul. ibid.

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return Ewan McGregor as Christian in Moulin Rouge!

You gotta do what Randall Pink Floyd wants to do man. Let me tell you this, the older you do get the more rules they're gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin' man, L-I-V-I-N.  Matthew McConaughey as Wooderson in Dazed and Confused

[James Rondon]

Here's a few more...

"Like a glove!" (Ace Ventura - Ace Venture 2)
"It's notta tuma!" (Arnold - Kindergarten Cop)
"Take off you hoser!" (Brothers - Strange Brew)
"It's a jelly..." (One of the Brothers - Strange Brew)
"If I didn't have puke breath, I'd kiss you." (That same Brother - Strange Brew)
"Here's a quarter... Go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face." (Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's Wart - Uncle Buck)

[Barb1957]

Thanks, seekr!

[dgdodd]

"It's a fool who looks for logic in the chambers of a human  heart."   George Clooney - O Brother Where Art Thou

[brandt]

"They mostly come out at night...mostly." - Newt, Aliens



[!--EDIT|janine|Feb. 24 2003,07:15--]

[Bon Voyage]

So Galaxy Quest was really like The Three Amigos, only in space instead of Mexico?

[Jones518]

My brother-in-law and I are very fond of interjecting movie quotes anywhere we can.  I sometimes feel a good quote can make up for a mediocre movie.  So, a few of mine:

"Grab some wood, Bub."  - Breakfast Club

"Bueller....Bueller"  - A Sunday school High School class fav

"my name in Innigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"  - Princess Bride

"Inconceivable" - Princess Bride

"Cinderella Boy..at Augusta"  - Caddyshack

"That's gonna leave a mark" - Tommy Boy

"You Shall Not Pass" - LOTR

And, I cannot help but smile everytime I think of a certain foreign exchange student's name being said with the sound of a gong behind it in Sixteen Candles.

There will be tons more I know.

What are yours?

Jonesy

[Jones518]

Yes, very good.

Another fave from that same character.

Grandpa:  "Where is my automobile?"

Duck: "Automobile....Automobile....RRRRRRRRR....Lak e, big lake"
  
Many other faves from that movie.  You can't lose with Sixteen Candles.

J

[Son of a Preacher Man]

A few to start...

"You wanna get Capone?  Here's how you get him.  He pulls a knife; you pull a gun.  He sends one yours to the hospital; you send one of his to the morgue.  That's the Chicago way and that's how you get him."  Sean Connery as Malone The Untouchables

"This town stinks like a boat house at low tide." Ibid.

"Here endeth the lesson." Ibid.

"There's a million fine looking girls in the world, dude.  But they don't all bring you lasagna at work.  Most of 'em just cheat on you."  Kevin Smith Clerks

"Dad!  How can you hate the colonel?"
"Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken to make you crave it fortnightly!"  Mike Myers So I Married an Axe Murderer  

"You do own rubber gloves?"
"I rent 'em.  I have a lease with an option to buy." Chevy Chase as Irwin M. Fletcher Fletch

"What do you care? You don't care about anything except you. You just want to persuade people that you love them so much they ought to love you back. Only you want love on your own terms." Joseph Cotten as Jedidiah Leland Citizen Kane

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it."  Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"On a long enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."  Ed Norton in Fight Club

[spurly]

"I love my lips".  Larry from Veggietales

"There's a monster outside my window.  Can I have a glass of water."  -  Signs

"Go ahead, make my day".  -  Clint Eastwood

And many, many, many, many, more.

Kevin

[janine]

"My name is Elmer J. Fudd.  I'm a millionaire.  I own a mansion and a yacht." - the re-psyched Bugs Bunny, after they convince him he's Elmer, in Heaven-knows-which Buggs Bunny Cartoon.

[Jones518]

Thought of a few more:

"Can I borrow your towel, my car just hit a water buffalo" - Fletch

"You can milk anything with nipples."
"I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?" - Robert DeNiro, Meet the Parents

"Two things I hate..people who are prejudiced to those of other cultures and the Dutch" Michael Caine in Austin Powers 3

J

[Son of a Preacher Man]

A Few More...

"Kate's an iceberg waiting for the Titanic." Billy Bob Thorton as Terry Wheeler in Bandits

It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.
Bruce Willis as Jimmy "The Tulip" Tudeski The Whole Nine Yards

Two dollars.  I want my two dollars! Newspaper kid in Better Off Dead

Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. I mean anything travels that far oughta have a [omit] stewardess on it, don't you think? Kevin Costner as Crash Davis in Bull Durham

You know those moments when a man makes a decision that'll change his entire life and he steps up to become the hero he was meant to be? This ain't one of those moments.
Eddie Griffin as Luther in The New Guy

"Feeling a little parnoid on our last day?"
"When did Noah build the ark, Gladys?  Before the rain." Robert Redford as Nathan Muir in Spy Game

[Nevertheless]

From Clue:

(Colonel Mustard) "This is war Peacock!  You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs, any cook'll tell you that!"

(Mrs. Peacock) "But look what happened to the cook!"

[Barb1957]

Someone may have beat me to this one on the old movie quotes thread (pre-Movie Reviews section days), but ding dang it if I can find the old one (and I searched like a whole 30 seconds or so at least):

[span style=\'color:blue\']I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact and was in no way fair comment and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.[/span]
 -- John Cleese as Archie in "A Fish Called Wanda"

Also from "AFCW" but with this disclaimer: I am not endorsing pre- or extra-marital sex by posting the whole quote; I just am purist/anti-censorship enough that I don't want to cut a quote - fictional, at that, short. No "curse words" involved. If you're offended, see quote above...:

Archie: [span style=\'color:blue\']You make me feel free![/span]
Wanda (Jamie Lee Curtis): [span style=\'color:blue\']Free?[/span]
Archie: [span style=\'color:blue\']Wanda, do you have any idea what it's like being English? Being so correct all the time, being so stifled by this dread of, of doing the wrong thing, of saying to someone "Are you married?" and hearing "My wife left me this morning," or saying, uh, "Do you have children?" and being told they all burned to death on Wednesday. You see, Wanda, we'll all terrified of embarrassment. That's why we're so... dead. Most of my friends are dead, you know, we have these piles of corpses to dinner. But you're alive, God bless you, and I want to be, I'm so fed up with all this. I want to make love with you, Wanda. I'm a good lover - at least, used to be, back in the early 14th century. Can we go to bed?[/span]
Wanda: [span style=\'color:blue\']Yeah![/span]

- Barb, who wants everyone to love her
 :wave:  :inlove:

[seekr]

Barb, I brought up the old thread on lines from movies. It is in the introduction section.

seekr

[crocless aussie]

The recent Aussie movie "The Castle" has quickly become a local classic with many phrases entering the vernacular.  It is the classic tale of the average family fighting "City Hall" and winning (it helps to have a scriptwriter).

on finding out the asking price for 2nd hand goods advertised in the paper, our hero, Darryl Kerrigan, always replies -"Tell 'im he's dreamin'"
This is now a common response to a quoted price.

Darryl again when offered cash by a Yugoslav neighbour (from a large roll of notes) - "What is it with wogs and cash?"

After complimenting his wife on her cooking before every meal,("What do you call this, darl'?" "Fish and chips" "It's the way you cook it, darl'") Darryl observes to the family : "Why would you eat out when you can get cooking like this at home?"

When their incompetent lawyer is asked by the Supreme Court judge what part of the Constitution supports their case:
"The whole thing.  It's the vibes."

[janine]

What was the Tim Allen movie, the "Star Trek/Star Wars" send-up?  Galaxy Quest?  Y'all remember, where these semi-washed-up actors had a half-life of appearing at sci-fi fan conventions and supermarket openings.

Allen was a bit Shatner-like.  Sigourney Weaver had played a blonde-bimbo type with even fewer lines than Nichelle Nicholls' 'Lt. Uhura'.  The guy that stars in Monk, and had played a horror writer needing a "minder" from his publisher in a previous sitcom- Tony Shaloub?  He was sort of the "Scotty/Geordi" engineer, I guess, but by the time the movie takes place his brain is hopelessly fried.  It would be as if Tommy Chong played a scientist/engineer in character.

Anyway, these aliens had been receiving their old "Galaxy Quest" TV show signals. They thought it was real, like news reports, and came to Earth to get the valiant captain and crew of the show to come & save them from a horrible alien race that threatened to wipe them out.  

They had (sweet, holy innocents!) re-created the technology which had been special effects on the show, but it was real in their ship.  Weapons and matter transporters, everything.

(Now that I'm remembering it, I really did like that movie!  Maybe it belongs on my Top 10 list!)

Anyway, for love of their heroes, they had disguised themselves as human, though underneath I guess they were horrid wriggly squiddy things.

One of these hopeful, innocent aliens was female as a human (I'm not sure they had any gender in their natural form), and she just adored the airheaded, drug-addled guy who played the engineer character.  The little mind he had left was rendered kinda literal and innocent-minded, as well.  He came to love her, too.

Another actor came upon them- ah - expressing affection? "necking"?  Seeing the girl lose some of her human form in her enthusiasm, letting loose a tentacle or two and emitting a few squishy noises, he bridles and moans, shaking his head, "Now, that's just not right!"

If Mike & I act mushy toward each other we get a "Now, that's just not right!" from the kids.

[janine]

Kinda.  Except I don't think there were any squidgy squidddy things disguised as beautiful Mexican senoritas.