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Offline Bon Voyage

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Heaven Running Out of Virgins
« on: Sun Aug 20, 2006 - 18:54:54 »
http://www.confusionroad.com/article.php?article_id=111

Note:  This may offend some, and cause Nick Luquire to pee his pants.

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Re: Heaven Running Out of Virgins
« Reply #1 on: Mon Aug 21, 2006 - 22:56:06 »
If he does, I hope he doesn't tell us about it!

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Re: Heaven Running Out of Virgins
« Reply #2 on: Tue Aug 22, 2006 - 07:10:53 »
Folks should be happy to know that I went to the WC right before coming to this message board, allowing me to read the entire news report with dry pants.

These folks complain about us infidels trying to make Islam look bad.  It seems they do a fine job of that all by themselves and get mad for simply holding a mirror up.

They don't have a savior, so the only sure fire way to go to heaven is to get killed trying to kill folks and it's the only approved way to meet chicks.


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Re: Heaven Running Out of Virgins
« Reply #3 on: Mon Sep 04, 2006 - 12:31:02 »
Well, it's too late for me to have the virgin status. But I am thankful their heaven isn't my Heaven. To think of saving yourself, going to Heaven and receiving that. Yuck!!

So, Powell thinks 10? I think just the thought is too many.

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Re: Heaven Running Out of Virgins
« Reply #4 on: Tue Sep 05, 2006 - 17:49:17 »
The article would be funny, if it wasn't so true.

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