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No Bare Bottom Farts
« on: Wed Apr 22, 2020 - 09:44:29 »
The smell may be hell but the mist could leave you pissed.

Two Australian doctors are weighing in about the spread of the coronavirus “down under” — whether it can be spread through farts, that is.

During Friday’s episode of the Australian Broadcasting Corporation’s “Coronacast” podcast, producer and host Dr. Norman Swan made a cautionary suggestion when it comes to particles of feces set adrift within a fart and the spread of COVID-19.

“No bare-bottom farting,” Swan advised about posterior pandemic panic, in a measured, mildly amused tone.

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“Luckily, we wear a mask, which covers our farts all the time,” Swan said, referring to the protective aspects of pants, shorts, dresses, underwear and other garments. “I think that what we should do in terms of social distancing and being safe is that … you don’t fart close to other people, and that you don’t fart with your bottom bare.”


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No Bare Bottom Farts
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Re: No Bare Bottom Farts
« Reply #1 on: Thu Apr 23, 2020 - 01:43:44 »
yep and that’s why it’s so bad in a Shared toilet. You are covered in each other’s stuff.

https://tenor.com/search/thermal-vision-fart-gifs

Once you know this stuff ...it can really mess you up . Don’t forget to wash your hands and then don’t open the exit door with your hand.


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Re: No Bare Bottom Farts
« Reply #2 on: Sun Apr 26, 2020 - 18:26:40 »
I believe the virus is fake, a tool being used by the innumerable followers of Satan doing his dirty deeds to bring about a one world government which will crown the coming antichrist as king.

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Re: No Bare Bottom Farts
« Reply #3 on: Mon Apr 27, 2020 - 02:50:30 »
What a Rabelasian topic!

Among the sad misfortunes of getting older - some of us have problems with incontinence - urinary or faecal.  After an 'unfortunate mishap" some years ago, I have ever since, taken to "padding" my rear quarters with a couple of sheets of strong/plastic-like kitchen roll, placed in my underpants.  Mercifully It hasn't happened very much since - but once was too much, and I've got a bit paranoid about it!

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Re: No Bare Bottom Farts
« Reply #4 on: Mon Apr 27, 2020 - 03:18:43 »
What a Rabelasian topic!

Among the sad misfortunes of getting older - some of us have problems with incontinence - urinary or faecal.  After an 'unfortunate mishap" some years ago, I have ever since, taken to "padding" my rear quarters with a couple of sheets of strong/plastic-like kitchen roll, placed in my underpants.  Mercifully It hasn't happened very much since - but once was too much, and I've got a bit paranoid about it!
Oh man to much information slow it down cowboy HAHAHA lust kidding things happen plan ahead.

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Re: No Bare Bottom Farts
« Reply #5 on: Mon Apr 27, 2020 - 20:18:35 »
I believe the virus is fake, a tool being used by the innumerable followers of Satan doing his dirty deeds to bring about a one world government which will crown the coming antichrist as king.

And the people dying in hospital are being terminated for the greater good?

You would do well to start thinking with you head out of the clouds and know the virus is real.

But becoming more evident that it is being used by those moving us toward a one world government and readying us for the socialism we are being forced  to endure
at the moment.

For them, it was a gift that dropped into their laps and they are making the best of it.

Too many have died. Too many have been sick. To say it was a fake.

 

     
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