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Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« on: Sat Aug 05, 2006 - 22:41:58 »
A woman who became stuck to a toilet seat in a shopping mall restroom was treated at a local hospital after paramedics used fingernail polish remover to free her, officials said.

The 53-year-old Council Bluffs woman suffered burns to her skin in the incident, which happened Wednesday, officials with the Fire Department said.

Investigators said they believe someone placed a cement compound on the toilet seat in the restroom at the Mall of the Bluffs.

Investigators say they are treating the case as an assault and vandalism.

The woman, who wasn't identified, told KETV in Omaha, Neb., that the burns are painful and that the incident was one of the most embarrassing moments in her life.


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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #1 on: Sun Aug 06, 2006 - 03:07:27 »
Yeah.  Youth preachers keep speading the tail.

Erm, tale.

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #2 on: Sun Aug 06, 2006 - 22:14:27 »
Do people really not look before sitting on a toilet seat in a public place?   ::eek::

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #3 on: Sun Aug 06, 2006 - 22:21:44 »
Do people really not look before sitting on a toilet seat in a public place?   ::eek::

Maybe she was about to bust, and had to plop herself down fast!

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #4 on: Sun Aug 06, 2006 - 22:32:44 »
When I used to clean Wal-Mart bathrooms, it was common knowledge, and backed up with "evidence" that many women would get their feet up on the seat, and squat down to avoid sitting on the seat.

Many did not have very good aim. ::walkingdog::

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #5 on: Sun Aug 06, 2006 - 22:35:45 »
When I used to clean Wal-Mart bathrooms, it was common knowledge, and backed up with "evidence" that many women would get their feet up on the seat, and squat down to avoid sitting on the seat.

Many did not have very good aim. ::walkingdog::

Oh my!  Say it ain't so.

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #6 on: Mon Aug 07, 2006 - 10:30:46 »
Eeew.  As I recall, from my Wendy's days, way back in the dreamtime, the women's restroom was always considerably more messy than the men's.

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #7 on: Mon Aug 07, 2006 - 12:22:39 »
That's nasty.

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #8 on: Mon Aug 07, 2006 - 12:37:05 »
 rofl rofl rofl

This HAS to be the funniest thread I have ever seen!!!

Wouldn't you like to hear the tape of that 911 call?

It's a wonder they didn't take her to the hospital with the toilet seat stuck to her butt and let the ER people take a whack at it (so to speak).

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #9 on: Mon Aug 07, 2006 - 12:43:22 »
It should have happened to a shoplifter.  At least then there'd be a sense of divine justice and it would earn spot on one of those "dumbest crooks" lists.  As it is, I just feel sorry for the lady.

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #10 on: Mon Aug 07, 2006 - 19:53:54 »
This sounds so much like an UL.  Are we sure it happened?

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #11 on: Mon Aug 07, 2006 - 20:19:13 »
I'm sure there's been the occasional urban legend like it.

Trouble is, it would be very easy to do.  Like if the lighting was a little dim over that commode, and if the adhesive was a quick-but-not-instant drying one.


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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #12 on: Tue Aug 08, 2006 - 20:14:50 »
It's also been self-inflicted before, as I recall, by a young man in a Best Buy trying to create a suit for damages.

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #13 on: Thu Aug 10, 2006 - 12:42:13 »
We'd be a lot better off using "squatting pans" like they have in some areas of Europe.  The first reaction is "squatting pan" but stick "fast food restaurant toilet" in place of that and I guarantee you the squatting pan comes out sounding cleaner every time!

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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #14 on: Thu Aug 10, 2006 - 12:55:21 »
Some people have this happen quite often, apparently...

http://www.poe-news.com/stories.php?poeurlid=53864



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Re: Woman gets stuck to toilet seat...
« Reply #15 on: Thu Aug 10, 2006 - 16:15:41 »
I guess he didn't want to stash a dead mouse in his Big Mac.

 

     
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