Author Topic: Children Say the Darndest Things (Read 10509 times)

mandalee65 · « **Reply #60 on:** March 01, 2007, 12:56:57 PM »

My husband went to Taco Bell for our lunch. I was holding the last couple of bites of a bean burrito and DS walked in and asked, "Is that poop?"

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Bon Voyage · « **Reply #61 on:** March 05, 2007, 07:13:08 AM »

My wife and daughter were shopping and in the checkout line. Today my daughter was calling me "Duchess" and my wife "Thomas" from the movie Aristocats. However, when she says "Thomas" it sounds like Dumb (insert three letter word). The people behind my wife were just laughing and laughing.

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mandalee65 · « **Reply #62 on:** June 22, 2007, 08:52:46 PM »

Our excursion to Oklahoma resulted in several amusing conversations - but that's to be expected when you confine two 4-year-olds to the backseat for hours on end.

One night I had all the rugrats in my hotel room, and I was tweezing my eyebrows. My nephew said, "Whatcha doin?"

"Shaping my eyebrows."

"Cool! I wanna do that when I'm a girl!"

Christian Forums and Message Board · « **Reply #62 on:** June 22, 2007, 08:52:46 PM »

Jett22 · « **Reply #63 on:** June 27, 2007, 04:46:17 PM »

Well, not a story about my kids, but my nephew.

My mom noticed that my nephew (christopher was probably 5 or so at the time) had put his shoes on wrong.

My Mom: "Christopher your shoes are on the wrong feet."

My Nephew: Looks down at his feet. Looks back as his grandma with a puzzled look on

his face and protested, "But Nana, these are the only feet I got!"

Christian Forums and Message Board · « **Reply #63 on:** June 27, 2007, 04:46:17 PM »

chandrus · « **Reply #64 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:33:17 AM »

Bye..

Christian Forums and Message Board · « **Reply #64 on:** July 17, 2007, 07:33:17 AM »

mandalee65 · « **Reply #65 on:** July 21, 2007, 10:17:11 PM »

This conversation took place as I was lying on the couch trying to shake a headache:

DS: Mommy, are you going to sleep?

Me: No, baby. I have a headache, so I'm just laying here for a while.

DS: No, Mommy, you must go to sleep.

Me: No, I'm not going to sleep.

DS: Yes, you are. But you better not make any funny noises, or Daddy's going to shoot you.

Hey! I'm not the one who snores!!!! LOL

scrappinmom19 · « **Reply #66 on:** July 22, 2007, 07:26:23 PM »

My SIL was driving down the road and her oldest son wh was three at the time asked if they could go to McDonalds. She said, "no, we don't have any money this week", and hi reply was, "yes you do-just use the card!"

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