These are some late night T.V. quotes from Leno I think are very interesting.

"[It was so hot today] in Burbank, I was sweating like God trying to sneak into a public school."

"As you know, we are no longer allowed to say "One nation under God." And today God said, "Hey, with all the sex, violence, and greed in the news, I'm taking my name off the project anyway. I'm outta here – you're on your own!"