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« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2009, 07:39:06 AM »
Yes I invented a new product especially for dads while they wait for little junior to go potty. After years of standing seemingly alone in the bathroom of restaurants, and my boy in the stall, and folks come in and I always felt the need to say "hows it comin in there?" so theyd know I was waiting for a kid.....I made a placard to hand on the neck, it says simply, "WAITING ON KID IN STALL"

Trying to market those, hangem in all public bathrooms for men to use....

Whaddaya think?
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« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2009, 09:23:01 AM »
I should have known that a good word about Newt would some how end up in the tolet.  Rolling on floor laughing
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« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2009, 05:29:35 PM »
Quote from: Johnb on November 17, 2009, 09:23:01 AM
I should have known that a good word about Newt would some how end up in the tolet.  Rolling on floor laughing

 John, come on you know us crazies, I want to play logs urinal game, I scare myself.
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« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2009, 07:25:45 PM »
UT is not authorized  (Urinal Talking)
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« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2009, 08:30:35 PM »
Quote from: zoonance on November 17, 2009, 07:25:45 PM
UT is not authorized  (Urinal Talking)

 What Zoo, do you suffer from bashful urination? Crack up Try counting to three, it has worked years for me.
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« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2009, 08:35:57 PM »
So, while doing number 1, we should count to 3 to avoid doing number 2? Gosh I hope I can keep that straight!
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« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2009, 08:41:20 PM »
Quote from: Jaime on November 17, 2009, 08:35:57 PM
So, while doing number 1, we should count to 3 to avoid doing number 2? Gosh I hope I can keep that straight!



 LOL, especially while standing. OK, I am getting kind of gross (LOL)
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« Reply #37 on: November 18, 2009, 08:00:05 AM »
K9P     or    PIS2

Both chemical formulas for doggy pee

Im just sayin....
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« Reply #38 on: November 18, 2009, 05:54:13 PM »
Quote from: BAH-BLAH on November 17, 2009, 07:39:06 AM
Yes I invented a new product especially for dads while they wait for little junior to go potty. After years of standing seemingly alone in the bathroom of restaurants, and my boy in the stall, and folks come in and I always felt the need to say "hows it comin in there?" so theyd know I was waiting for a kid.....I made a placard to hand on the neck, it says simply, "WAITING ON KID IN STALL"

Trying to market those, hangem in all public bathrooms for men to use....

Whaddaya think?



 Rolling on floor laughing Rolling on floor laughing, is that protection from other men thinking you are trying to pick them up? or is it protection from other little kiddies thinking you are the bad man in the bathroom. their mom warned them about?
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« Reply #39 on: November 18, 2009, 09:22:54 PM »
Quote from: Jaime on November 17, 2009, 08:35:57 PM
So, while doing number 1, we should count to 3 to avoid doing number 2? Gosh I hope I can keep that straight!

It was my understanding that number 3 was the dreaded Havana Omelet.
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« Reply #40 on: December 17, 2009, 03:19:14 AM »

Nick said ->It was my understanding that number 3 was the dreaded Havana Omelet.


How Dare You besmirch the best of all breakfast cuisine in such a fashion sir!!

What would Newt Say!?!?

(please notice that I didn't ask for a definition of the 'Dreaded Havana Omlet'...)


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« Reply #41 on: December 21, 2009, 12:27:38 AM »
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 Not usually, my style but my rich auntie from Dallas gave them to me as a gift, along with maching necklace. and they are stunning. They are huge, beautiful I will have to take a photo and IM you. (LOL). She is in her sixties, but another something ...she has at least three ear piercings. Very classy, very beautiful lady. she gave me stilettos to die for, I have never worn, but, very expensive and she gave me five pair.

I see...

So do you have as many holes done as your aunt?
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« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2009, 12:35:26 AM »
Quote from: lightshineon on November 17, 2009, 08:41:20 PM
Quote from: Jaime on November 17, 2009, 08:35:57 PM
So, while doing number 1, we should count to 3 to avoid doing number 2? Gosh I hope I can keep that straight!



 LOL, especially while standing. OK, I am getting kind of gross (LOL)

Just out of curiosity Rhonda, how long have you pee'd while standing up?
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« Reply #43 on: December 21, 2009, 09:40:28 AM »

Stucky said ->Just out of curiosity Rhonda, how long have you pee'd while standing up?


On the Cell Phone... On a Bull Dozer...


No Wonder She Gets the Finger ! !



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« Reply #44 on: December 21, 2009, 09:12:24 PM »
 Uh, I have never peed standing up. I am all woman thank you! Well actually, sort of on a dirt road, but not like a man (gross)
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