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Title: Revelations 22:12-16
Post by: Miz KJV Only on Fri May 22, 2020 - 11:28:01
Revelations 22:12-16


And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be. I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

Blessed are they that do His commandments that they may have right to the tree of life and may enter in through the gates into the city.

For without are dogs and sorcerers and whoremongers and murderers and idolaters and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

I JESUS have sent mine angel to testify unto you these things in the churches. I am the root and the offspring of David and the bright and Morning Star.

AMEN   

Title: Re: Revelations 22:12-16
Post by: Wycliffes_Shillelagh on Fri May 22, 2020 - 13:02:41
Wait, are you sure that's it?  I though it was...


And, behold, I will return, someday... a long time from now, after you're all dead, probably in 21st century America but I'm not saying for sure (wink wink)... to take the future believers away from this world.  I am the Omega, the last, the end-er of worlds, because let's face it, most of those people down there are dogs and whoremongers and murderers and idolaters.  Blessed are they who go to church on the right day of the week and tithe.  When I turn the world into a living hell, you'll be with me on my spaceship looking down and laughing at their eternal torment as they burn.  #youneedjesus


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Title: Re: Revelations 22:12-16
Post by: Rella on Sat May 23, 2020 - 07:17:16
Wait, are you sure that's it?  I though it was...


And, behold, I will return, someday... a long time from now, after you're all dead, probably in 21st century America but I'm not saying for sure (wink wink)... to take the future believers away from this world.  I am the Omega, the last, the end-er of worlds, because let's face it, most of those people down there are dogs and whoremongers and murderers and idolaters.  Blessed are they who go to church on the right day of the week and tithe.  When I turn the world into a living hell, you'll be with me on my spaceship looking down and laughing at their eternal torment as they burn.  #youneedjesus


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Wait Wycliffs...

You need to add after your "Blessed are they who go to church on the right day of the week and tithe." And cursed are those who were never properly baptised. Then continue with your " When I turn the world into a living hell, you'll be with me on my spaceship looking down and laughing at their eternal torment as they burn.

BTW. I never knew you were a Marshall Applewhite devotee.