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« on: Thu Apr 26, 2018 - 07:31:43 »

Church Bulletin

 This was on our Sunday Church Bulletin........


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Re: Church Bulletin !
« Reply #1 on: Thu Apr 26, 2018 - 07:59:01 »
Very good grams!  ::noworries::


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Re: Church Bulletin !
« Reply #2 on: Fri Apr 27, 2018 - 19:02:27 »


Thanks Alan,

Our  church  bulletin  has some good thing in it most of the time.

When ever some one finds some thing they give it to the lady who

fixes  the  bulletin........  and if good she will  put it in....

I'm  lucky some one  from  church sends it to us.....   we live over

a hour  away from church , so we are not able to go to often......