I think we should let James lock the thread after reply #1,000. This is 905, I believe, and we could race to the finish line from there.Well, I took Marc's advise... Here's the first post on the sequel to the original last post thread. (By the way, it's also the last post!!!)[/color]
Then someone could start a Last Post thread, the sequel.
Neo, not pseudo. :DLike "New Coke"? ::barfon::
It's a crop circle!You changed it from what I asked "what is it" about.
Venutians.Should have gone to the Martians... :;):
Okay, since James did what I said and locked the last thread after 1000 replies, I now decree that this thread shall be locked after 44 replies.Fool me once, shame on you... :;):
I vote we skip to 237.Why did you pick that number, Never?
CoC's have camped out on Acts 2:38. But what about Acts 2:37?True.
Well, James, the first response I thought of was, "The devil made me do it," but then I thought you might believe me! Actually, I had intended to type 239, but that didn't sound right, so I ooched my finger over two keys to the 7.QuoteI vote we skip to 237.Why did you pick that number, Never?[/color]
::scared:: (Insert Twilght Zone Theme song)Okay.
Just did that. Now I have to go to the hospital to be treated for frostbite.Yeah, me too. The sunshine made it look warm...
Should've worn gloves. :p
I'm sure we could all think of some extra nice things you could do for your wife so she will be really surprised twd.Maybe you should spend some time away from this thread and get things ready for her?
You have the power to issue a summons?
Hail Memmy the powerful!
Did you take the old toothbrush to the toilet seat yet?EW!
do you always have to have the last word???????Yes! :D
Just so you will know, because of the last six posts that were not mine, I have shredded my English degree, sprinkled it on my salad, added a nice ranch dressing and eaten it.You should have had that nice English degree with a Russian dressing, and a side of French peas. However, I have the last, final, and ultimate post.
Thank you. :D
No one's even missed me since I haven't been posting here. :cry:Everyone assumed you simply gave up, since the last post is fated to be mine per my name being in the thread's subtitle. :shrug:
I suppose that now is the time to admit that I have a particular fondness for Robert Browning and William Blake, since my electricity has been off for the past 15 hours as punishment for my facetious post from last night.Little Lamb, who has the last post?
Sorry. :(
beware the Tyger.QuoteI suppose that now is the time to admit that I have a particular fondness for Robert Browning and William Blake, since my electricity has been off for the past 15 hours as punishment for my facetious post from last night.Little Lamb, who has the last post?
Sorry. :(
Dost thou know who has the last post?
Little Lamb, I'll tell thee,
He is called TWD.[/color]
I'm closer to Charles Town. What West Virginian thought it would be a good idea to have both a Charleston and a Charles Town in the same state?Hey, Virginians came up with most of those place names; we can't be blamed.
They said Nyquil might be sin and that the Hebrew word "shekar" means fruit juice. What forum do you think bends over backwards like that to support a preconceived notion?I honestly have no idea. I don't get out much; here and Redszone. I haven't even been over to the History Channel boards, where I used to hang out all the time, for a while.
With that, let's call it quits and let this be the last post. :doh:
Better late than Never! Â :DHey!
I was wondering if and when you would catch that.QuoteBetter late than Never! Â :DHey!
I resent that!
There is nothing better than Never!![/color]
I don't get the numbers thing.Different things to different people. Currently, I'm counting down to the thousandth post. Previously, I was unsuccessfully trying to get Memmy to enter the numbers from lost every 108 minutes.
637Is 400 more than 237! :doh:
Memmy seems obsessed with the number 3. After seeing The Exorcism of Emily Rose, I'm not sure that's healthy.
Have you seen the movie?QuoteMemmy seems obsessed with the number 3. After seeing The Exorcism of Emily Rose, I'm not sure that's healthy.
You think watching that is? Â :;):[/color]
What is the sound of one post?If someone makes a post, but no one is on the forum to see it, did they really make the post?
koan:rofl:
Have you seen the movie?
Are you waiting for an ice cream koan to go with that popcorn?Quotekoan:rofl:[/color]
Watch the movie. With the lights on. :angel:QuoteHave you seen the movie?
Actually no.......but I do like the number 3, so? :p[/color]
see what the last post looks like?Thanks, Bill!
It now belongs to the one and only bvaug!!!!!!
So now that is solved you all can spend your time on more important matters.
Thank me for yor release from your addiction to the last post.
Now you all can go to :sleeping:
You're so polite. :;):My Mother always taught me to be polite, and to always let ladies go first. That means I should go last. :;):
But the last number is 237::scared::
There's a guy on the Reds board I post on who joined in June 2003 and already has over 36,000 posts.Addiction?
well witch James?... the one who is afraid of getting beat at risk againThat must be you, since you skipped out on coming over tonight!
hey i wanted to but my mom always has the extra stuff for me to do i had 2 more things to do after the cleaning of the living room a dining room.... my room then the dog. but now im :eatingpopcorn: and enjoying a movieUh huh.
tu hablas espanol, Marc?:;):Nein. Ich spreche auch Englisch.
Quotetu hablas espanol, Marc?:;):
Nein. Ich spreche auch Englisch.[/color]
That's what babelfish is for, interpretation of tongues.True, but I can't stand the way it feels in my ear.
for nowYou said it!
"Vote for me and I'll make all your wildest dreams come true..."Alright, Napolean. Calm Down. Goosh!
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And now the books have the even eeeeeviler RFID tag in the spine. Give me a scroll; what was good enough for the Apostle Paul is good enough for me.Paul used the word "last", in his letters, on seven different occasions (eight if you count the letter to the Hebrews).
lastYou called?
the lastpost.
I did live there for over six years. Got tired of it, and moved back East. BTW, this is the last post.Then you probably think I'm crazy for taking that route to Yosemite.
btw, one of my goals in life is to never drive through Martinez at rush hour again.
249, you mean.It would have been 250 if someone else hadn't posted the same time I did. :banghead:
We'll have to wait a long time for a post-DCCLV Super Bowl. And who knows what the spirit of the event will be like by then.I wonder who'll be the half-time entertainment?
I have a long commute -- down the stairs to the basement. But if it's a day that I'm on the road I may drive as much as 300 miles. That's tiring.Nope, sorry, it isn't.
Oh, and this is the last post. Just in case you were wondering.
non se·qui·turHowever, in the case of my post about the Cathedrals, it was within the flow, as it responded to twd who was wondering who be the half time show entertainment. :)[/color]
n.
1. An inference or conclusion that does not follow from the premises or evidence.
2. A statement that does not follow logically from what preceded it.
And where have you been?Wouldn't you like to know? (she replied, coyly.)
I still think the Beach Boys, or maybe even the Temptations or Pointer Sisters would have been a much better choice.I think Aretha, Aaron, and the NO piano player have ruled themselves out for the next 1/2 time show...what was with that? It looked (and sounded) like the sound guy went to sleep and they couldn't hear each other or something.
That picture made Jesus look like he was regretting his last meal.No he was just thinking about what he had said one time as recaord by Matthew in Matthew 23:37 O Jerusalem, Jerusalem, thou that killest the prophets, and stonest them which are sent unto thee, how often would I have gathered thy children together, even as a hen gathereth her chickens under her wings, and ye would not!
I try to avoid Ohio. Every time we go there, we end up with more Longaberger baskets, somehow.
Ok, now mine is THE last post. Period.Not!
Whatever. :cool:Glad you agree with me.
Hey, talking about something we can all agree on, I read elsewhere on this board that Bryant Gumbal is a jerk! I never would have guessed. :pReally? I am shocked, shocked! And, last, last![/color]
Are you people still doing this? I thought this thread would be closed by now.Yeah we are! And you can thank me for all of it.
I'm back, too, making the last, final, ultimate post.
There must be a purpose-driven closing.
Wow! | tables! |
amazing new | stuff |
in this | new forum software. |
lock/unlock |
We'll see. I have locking powers now
Some people shouldn't be given loaded guns or locking power...
Some people shouldn't be given loaded guns or locking power...
Did you survive the twister, Never?
Thanks, Bill. I gave you one, too. But only because you're from Arkansas.I am thankful for your consideration but unfortunately I am afraid I do not deserve it. I don't live in Arkansas but I do work in Arkansas. I live in Oklahoma about 15 miles West of the state line. I do spend a lot of time in Arkansas though it is kind of like our town. That is where we do most of or shopping.
the tub.
This post likely won't be last either, but at least I haven't created a second user name solely to award myself an obscene amount of manna, unlike some hammock-dweller who will remain unnamed.
No sorry Memmy the soap opera goes on and on. This post can not and will not end with out me being the last poster. The reason for that is it was only to go to 1000 post and the 1000th poster was the winner. I was the 1000th poster but poor old James was out of order at that time so now he has to wait until he can shut it down on my post. Does that make since?
Bill! Take a breath, man!
Are you a librarian, Never?
Once upon a midnight dreary,
As I pondered, weak and weary,
On many a volume of forgoten last posts,
As I nodded nearly napping,
Suddenly there came a rapping,
As of someone gently tapping,
Tapping on my chamber door.
It was the last post.
He is not telling no fib it was locked at one point by him to preform his joke and I could not respond till later he reopened it. I was thinking how rude post then lock talk about abuse of authority.That's my point. He knew it was wrong to lock it at that point, as I had to get the last post.
I couldn't help but notice that your little Martian is on the run did I finally put the fear into him.Nope, just searching out last post usurpers with the disintegrator ray gun.
The Road goes ever on and on
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the Road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
-- J R R Tolkien
the thread has stopped here.
None of this matters. We're all figments of Hurley's imagination.I see you watched LOST last night. Tell me if the figment that leaped off the cliff was real or the girl that he is sweet on is from the same place what am I suppose to get from that. Is he dreaming and really still there or is he awake and on the island? What is all that to mean?
None of this matters. We're all figments of Hurley's imagination.I see you watched LOST last night. Tell me if the figment that leaped off the cliff was real or the girl that he is sweet on is from the same place what am I suppose to get from that. Is he dreaming and really still there or is he awake and on the island? What is all that to mean?
I see you watched LOST last night.
Lost and American Idol. Doesn't anyone ever watch anything else??
What else is there besides LOST?
What else is there besides LOST?
I would rather watch SAVED.
Are we there yet?
I didn't say when I'd lock it.Except when the motel is in Searcy, Ark. As this one is.
But posts from hotels or motels are automatically disqualified for consideration as last posts.
I don't have to suffer these conditions no more.
Lord help me Jesus I've wasted it...
So help me Jesus, You know what I am
Now that I know that I've needed you...
So help me Jesus my soul's in Your hands
Who's Sam Hill?That's Samuel Hill, to his friends.
Oh yea I forgot. So how about thoses burgers?
Good night got to go strom moving in.You mean Thurmond?
Never,
What are you talking about? What in the sam hill does novice freading mean? I am so confussed.
Oh No Mr Bill
Would it be preemptive? What's Blair up to now?He seems to be in self-destruct mode at the moment. Just sacked several of his ministers, while letting them keep their offices and their perqs, which has made many of his own party angry with him.
Is this a history class? What happened to trying for the last post? Oh well being how you don't want it I will take it.
LAST POST
June 20, 1863 was the most important date in the history of this country.
June 20, 1863 was the most important date in the history of this country.
Actually, February 20, 1863 was an important date for me. That was the day Albert Murch Wilson, my great-great grandfather, was born.
Dennis Tecumpsie Durbin
This is just a little too much, don't you think, guys? Just leave it with me and go on to bed. ::sleepingsoundly::
I'm finding the years reflected in the past few posts rather depressing.Ok why is that Marc?
BV, You need to scan some of the other threads. Someone has stolen your avataar! ::eek::Connie,
A Pirate's fan for life?
I don't think I have the "Don't streak; you're wasting energy" t-shirt anymore, though.