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Offline Bella

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The Women's Rules
« on: Tue Feb 02, 2010 - 13:40:04 »


  1. The female always makes the rules
 
  2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
 
  3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
 
  4. If the female suspects the MALE know all the rules, she must immediately change some or all of the rules.
 
  5. The female is never wrong.

  6. If the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the male did or said wrong.
   
  7. The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.
   
  8. The female may change her mind at any time.
 
  9. The male must never change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
 
 10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
 
 11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
 
 12. The female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.
 
 13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.
 
 14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
 
 15. If the female has PMS, all the rules are null and void.
 
 16. The female is ready when she is ready.
 
 17. The male must be ready at all time.

 18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.



  Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman.  ::amen!::


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The Women's Rules
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Re: The Women's Rules
« Reply #1 on: Wed Mar 31, 2010 - 16:34:49 »
I don't believe this is as much a "joke" as many would have us believe.....

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Re: The Women's Rules
« Reply #2 on: Thu Jun 10, 2010 - 07:26:26 »



   I have known a great number of women who enforce these rules.
    ( I won't type LOL)   

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Re: The Women's Rules
« Reply #3 on: Tue Jun 15, 2010 - 18:49:10 »
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman
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I would submit that it is more probably a highly frustrated  ::frustrated::, nearly suicidal, ::destroyingcomputer::, somewhat insightful  ::pondering::, and most certainly MARRIED  ::help:: male.............just saying..............



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Re: The Women's Rules
« Reply #4 on: Tue Jun 22, 2010 - 05:47:45 »
Author is Unknown, but I bet it's a woman
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I would submit that it is more probably a highly frustrated  ::frustrated::, nearly suicidal, ::destroyingcomputer::, somewhat insightful  ::pondering::, and most certainly MARRIED  ::help:: male.............just saying..............



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Ohhhh...verrry clever!!  BUT no way....we are  ::saint::'s and  ::angel::'s!!

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Re: The Women's Rules
« Reply #4 on: Tue Jun 22, 2010 - 05:47:45 »



 

     
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