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« on: Sun Mar 19, 2006 - 06:12:46 »
how is it that EVERY topic here gets off topic? How?

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #1 on: Sat Apr 01, 2006 - 07:51:58 »
When did April Fools' Day start, anyway?

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« Reply #2 on: Sat Apr 01, 2006 - 08:29:44 »
Why do we say "anyway" instead of "anyhow" or "anywhich"?

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« Reply #3 on: Sat Apr 01, 2006 - 09:29:44 »
why are the edges of your Martian like that?

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #4 on: Sat Apr 01, 2006 - 09:35:38 »
Why is the sun so bright as to blind me when I look at it?

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« Reply #5 on: Sat Apr 01, 2006 - 12:28:34 »
How bright does the sun shine on Mars? 

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« Reply #6 on: Sat Apr 01, 2006 - 13:11:32 »
How bright does the sun shine on Venus?

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #7 on: Sun Apr 02, 2006 - 20:51:28 »
Why does the moon sometimes block the sun?

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« Reply #8 on: Sun Apr 02, 2006 - 21:50:34 »
Why did Mitsubishi name a car "eclipse"?

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« Reply #9 on: Sun Apr 02, 2006 - 21:51:30 »
Are you saying that a Mitsubishi blocking the sun causes FTHB to always get off topic, or am I just confused?

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #10 on: Mon Apr 03, 2006 - 20:46:52 »
Oh by the way did I tell you about the fish I caught?

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« Reply #11 on: Mon Apr 03, 2006 - 22:58:22 »
I used to have tropical fish.

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« Reply #12 on: Tue Apr 04, 2006 - 18:46:41 »
I'm hoping that the weather will be nice tomorrow so that I can take my boys fishing...

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« Reply #13 on: Tue Apr 04, 2006 - 21:44:41 »
There's a chance of snow showers here tomorrow morning.

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #14 on: Tue Apr 04, 2006 - 23:17:18 »
Snow should NOT be mentioned in April!!

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #15 on: Wed Apr 05, 2006 - 00:26:27 »
How about in May?  June?

I experienced an early June blizzard in Iowa a few years ago.

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« Reply #16 on: Wed Apr 05, 2006 - 07:25:01 »
Speaking of April, we replaced our shower head, and the new one is much nicer.

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« Reply #17 on: Wed Apr 05, 2006 - 19:52:02 »
The grass is truning green finally but that means now I will have to cut it.

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« Reply #18 on: Wed Apr 05, 2006 - 21:26:41 »
Anybody see Lost tonight?  It made my brain hurt.

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« Reply #19 on: Wed Apr 05, 2006 - 21:43:27 »
No, but the Cardinals beat the Phillies.  Yeah!

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #20 on: Thu Apr 06, 2006 - 08:23:18 »
Why do we say "anyway" instead of "anyhow" or "anywhich"?
Don't know.  I say "anywho".

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #21 on: Thu Apr 06, 2006 - 08:24:28 »
Snow should NOT be mentioned in April!!
Then I won't mention that it snowed Monday.  Nope.  Not sayin' a word.  Zip.  Zilch.  Nada.

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« Reply #22 on: Thu Apr 06, 2006 - 11:45:49 »
Where did the word "zilch" come from, anyway/anywhich/anyhow?

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« Reply #23 on: Thu Apr 06, 2006 - 13:37:51 »
Sounds German.

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« Reply #24 on: Thu Apr 06, 2006 - 16:57:26 »
I had a German Shepherd when I was a kid.  It was killed by a leopard.

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« Reply #25 on: Thu Apr 06, 2006 - 20:53:04 »
Hey look out the sky is falling.

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« Reply #26 on: Fri Apr 07, 2006 - 07:41:44 »
It's raining this morning.  We really need the rain.

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« Reply #27 on: Fri Apr 07, 2006 - 11:30:10 »
What's with the "we"?

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« Reply #28 on: Fri Apr 07, 2006 - 11:51:22 »
That's the royal "we."

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #29 on: Fri Apr 07, 2006 - 17:18:41 »
What's with all the wild fires lately is the end time starting and the earth is beginning to start the destoyed by fire part?

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« Reply #30 on: Fri Apr 07, 2006 - 20:05:14 »
I went to Tuscaloosa today to visit my son who is in school at the University of Alabama and to see him receive an award due to being in the top 15% of the students graduating in the School of Business there. (Not that I'm proud of him or anything! ::blushing::

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« Reply #31 on: Fri Apr 07, 2006 - 23:18:25 »
Do you think that Christians should give more than 15% when they tip?...

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« Reply #32 on: Sat Apr 08, 2006 - 05:29:04 »
I saw a bunch of rabbits last night while walking the dog.

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Re: Off Topic
« Reply #33 on: Sat Apr 08, 2006 - 09:57:49 »
That's funny; I saw a bunch of dogs last night when I was out walking with Harvey. 

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« Reply #34 on: Sat Apr 08, 2006 - 10:51:19 »
I saw a bunch of carrots at the grocery store.

 

     
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