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Offline Rella

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Some new, some old
« on: Sun Dec 04, 2022 - 07:22:44 »

>> 
>>> •    We don’t let athletes bet on games they have the ability to
>>> influence.  Why do we allow Congress to invest in companies they regulate?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Why is it that when archeologists find human remains, they always determine that they are either male or female and >>> none of the other hundreds of genders?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Why is it that so many are more outraged that Brittney Griner is
>>> stuck in Russia than they were about Americans being stranded in
>>> Afghanistan?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    How is it that the government can’t control gasoline prices…but
>>> the weather is something they can fix?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    We’re churning out a generation of poorly educated people with no
>>> skill, no ambition, no guidance, and no realistic expectations of
>>> what it means to go to work.—Mike Rowe
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    If kids knew what they wanted to be at age eight, the world would
>>> be filled with cowboys and princesses.  I wanted to be a pirate.
>>> Thank goodness nobody took me seriously and scheduled me for eye
>>> removal and peg leg surgery—Bill Maher
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Why were we told to lower our AC usage on hot days to prevent
>>> overwhelming the electric grid while simultaneously being told to
>>> trade in our gas cars for electric vehicles?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Why is canceling student debt a good idea?  Does it make sense to
>>> reward people who do not honor their financial commitment by taxing the people who do?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Does it make sense to cut off oil from an ally and buy it from an
>>> enemy who calls for your death?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Are we living in a time where intelligent people are silenced so
>>> that stupid people won’t be offended?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Is this a great description of America:  Andy has left town and
>>> Barney is in charge?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Why is talking sexually in the workplace considered sexual
>>> harassment to adults…but talking about sexuality to children K-3 at
>>> school considered education?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Who else had a ‘ministry of truth”…Hitler…Goebbels…Stalin
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Eliminating the production of 500,000 American barrels of oil a
>>> day to buy 500,000 barrels a day from Russia is simply…well…stupid.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    I saw a movie where only the police and military had guns; it was
>>> called Schindler’s List.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    If your electric car runs out of power on the interstate, do you
>>> walk to a charging station to get a bucket of electricity?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Why are we running out of money for Social Security and Medicare and not for welfare, illegals and free college?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    I just got a full tank of gas for $22.  Granted, it was for my
>>> lawn mower, but I am trying to stay positive.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    There is a coin shortage.  America is officially out of common sense.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    If an 18 year old isn’t mature enough to own a firearm, then
>>> maybe five year olds aren’t mature enough to change their gender.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Sign in Texas:  DON’T VOTE FOR WHAT YOU FLED
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Nobody called it “Toxic Masculinity when we were saving the world.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Mice die in mouse traps because they do not understand why the
>>> cheese is free.  Just like socialism.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    The most powerful governments on earth can’t stop a virus from
>>> spreading…but they say they can change the earth’s temperature if you pay more taxes.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    Want to stop drunk drivers from killing sober drivers?  Ban sober
>>> drivers from driving.  That’s how gun control and COVID lockdowns
>>> work.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    If you don’t want to stand for the national anthem, perhaps you
>>> should give your legs to a veteran who lost his.  That way a real man
>>> can stand in your place.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> •    If socialism is so good and capitalism is so bad…then why aren’t the caravans heading to Venezuela?
>>>
>>> AMEN

 

     
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