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The Importance of Walking--Don't let title confuse you!
« on: Wed Aug 01, 2018 - 10:09:50 »
The Importance of Walking

 Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000 per month..

 
My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and
We don't know where the hell he is.

 

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

 
I have to walk early in the morning,
  Before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
 

I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.


Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


 The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'


If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
 

I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.


 We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
 
AND

 
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.

 

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them.

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The Importance of Walking--Don't let title confuse you!
« on: Wed Aug 01, 2018 - 10:09:50 »

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Re: The Importance of Walking--Don't let title confuse you!
« Reply #1 on: Wed Aug 01, 2018 - 10:13:05 »
The Importance of Walking

 Walking can add minutes to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
To spend an additional 5 months in a nursing
Home at $7000 per month..

 
My grandpa started walking
Five miles a day when he was 60.
Now he's 97 years old and
We don't know where the hell he is.

 

I like long walks,
Especially when they are taken
By people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
Is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

 
I have to walk early in the morning,
  Before my brain figures out what I'm doing..
 

I joined a health club last year,
Spent about 400 bucks.
Haven't lost a pound.
Apparently you have to go there.


Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.


 The advantage of exercising every day
Is so when you die, they'll say,
'Well, she looks good doesn't she.'


If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
Start with a small country.
 

I know I got a lot of exercise
The last few years,......
Just getting over the hill.


 We all get heavier as we get older,
Because there's a lot more information in our heads.
 
AND

 
Every time I start thinking too much
About how I look, I just find a Happy Hour
And by the time I leave, I look just fine.

 

You could run this over to your friends
But just e-mail it to them.
Thought provoking! :)

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Re: The Importance of Walking--Don't let title confuse you!
« Reply #1 on: Wed Aug 01, 2018 - 10:13:05 »

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Re: The Importance of Walking--Don't let title confuse you!
« Reply #2 on: Thu Aug 02, 2018 - 09:36:35 »

Gee,,,,  that's  why  I'm  still here ?????

I thought  for sure  with my  smoking and drinking  , I would have been

gone in my 60's.....   Nope,  I'm still here   83 ...... ?  Why.....?
After getting  saved   in my 50's.....  I thought  for sure , its time.

I still cant figure  what GOD  wants me to do.....???????????

 

     
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