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JOKE: 2 Stooge Scientists and a Frog
« on: Fri Apr 24, 2009 - 15:43:17 »
Two stooge scientists decide to test the jumping ability of frogs.

So they take a frog and put it on the floor and say, "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps. So the lacky scientist measures and says, "Frog with four legs, jumps 20ft." And the lead scientist writes it down.

Then they prep the frog for surgery and remove one of its front legs. When the frog is healed they put it back on the floor and say again, "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps. So the lead scientist writes, "Frog with three legs, jumps 15ft". Then they prep the frog for removal of its other frong leg.

When it heals, they put the frog back on the floor and say, "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps. So again the lead scientist writes it down, "Frog with two legs, jumps 10ft". After recording the data, they prep the frog for surgery and remove one of the frog's back legs.

Once the frog is healed, they put him back on the floor and yell, "Jump frog, jump!" and the frog jumps. So the scientist writes, "Frog with one leg jumps 5ft". And they prep the frog for surgery.

When the frog is healed, they put it back on the floor and say, "Jump frog, jump!" But the frog sits still. So they say it again, only louder, "Jump frog, jump!" And the frog sits still. So now they're yelling, "JUMP FROG, JUMP!" But the frog doesn't move.

Realizing that the research is complete, the scientists reach a conclusion and the lead scientist writes it down.

CONCLUSION: Frog with no legs cannot hear!

 

     
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