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There I was, visiting a family, just to be encouraging and friendly, sitting on the lounge and enjoying a cup of tea. A young boy, minus his pants, came toddling across the room to me and, holding up a dish said, "Look."

And I'm looking at...

...You don't want to know what I'm looking at.

His mother bursts out, "O, what a good boy, Johnny. Do you know that's the first time he's gone on his own? Don't you think he's a good boy?"

And she's expecting me to say, yes!