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Don't Wash Your Hair In The Shower

Started by Lavender, Tue Jul 24, 2012 - 11:00:49

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Lavender

DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!!!
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.
WARNING TO US ALL !!!

Shampoo warning!  I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!  I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the warning:
                  "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"
No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start shampooing with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads:
                  "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE"

Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

fenton


larry2

I love this, and I hope you don't mind that I'm going to send this to friends.  ::applause::

DaveW

Quote"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"
No wonder I have been gaining weight!

So THATS it! 

I will have to try the Dawn .....

riiiiiight! ::smile::

chosenone

lavender
this could make you rich ::nodding::
I will try it and see if the weight just washes off. ::smile::

Carey

Lavender,

This truly is a great one,   rofl

Thanks. ::smile::

::pondering::

I really have issue with only my waist , perhaps Dawn could be used to target problem areas.




Lavender

Quote from: larry2 on Tue Jul 24, 2012 - 11:11:13
I love this, and I hope you don't mind that I'm going to send this to friends.  ::applause::

Not at all.  I consider these things for all of us.  Hope your friends have a good laugh, too.   I hear laughter burns some calories.  Maybe they should put Dawn dish soap in little one-time-use containers with a good joke on the label.    ::giggle::

Lavender

Quote from: Carey on Tue Jul 24, 2012 - 11:29:45
Lavender,

This truly is a great one,   rofl

Thanks. ::smile::

::pondering::

I really have issue with only my waist , perhaps Dawn could be used to target problem areas.

You would have to be careful with that.  I would suggest stepping into a large plastic bag and holding it tightly around the body just below the waist until you have completely rinsed the Dawn off.  An' I ain't sayin' any more than that 'cause it'll be taken wrong an' I ain't goin' there!   

Lavender

Quote from: chosenone on Tue Jul 24, 2012 - 11:17:38
lavender
this could make you rich ::nodding::
I will try it and see if the weight just washes off. ::smile::

Oh, how I wish......on both counts!   ::nodding::

Lavender

Quote from: DaveW on Tue Jul 24, 2012 - 11:15:18
Quote"FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"
No wonder I have been gaining weight!

So THATS it! 

I will have to try the Dawn .....

riiiiiight! ::smile::

Yep!  And you won't be answering the phone either, huh?   ::giggle::

imHis

Quote from: Lavender on Tue Jul 24, 2012 - 11:00:49
DON'T WASH YOUR HAIR IN THE SHOWER!!!
It's so good to finally get a health warning that is useful!!!

INVOLVES THE SHAMPOO WHEN IT RUNS DOWN YOUR BODY WHEN YOU SHOWER WITH IT.
WARNING TO US ALL !!!

Shampoo warning!  I don't know WHY I didn't figure this out sooner!  I use shampoo in the shower!
When I wash my hair, the shampoo runs down my whole body, and printed very clearly on the shampoo label is the warning:
                  "FOR EXTRA BODY AND VOLUME"
No wonder I have been gaining weight!

Well, I have gotten rid of that shampoo and I am going to start shampooing with Dawn dish soap instead.

Its label reads:
                  "DISSOLVES FAT THAT IS OTHERWISE DIFFICULT TO REMOVE"

Problem solved!
If I don't answer the phone, I'll be in the shower!

Those funky toenails of mine could use some extra volume. ::nodding::

Willie T

We had a tragedy at our house concerning the shower.
My brother-in-law was visiting and went to take a shower.  He vanished.
Turns out he used the dog shampoo by mistake.  It said on the label that it "gets rid of unwanted parasites."

imHis

Quote from: Willie T on Mon Jan 07, 2013 - 20:53:06
We had a tragedy at our house concerning the shower.
My brother-in-law was visiting and went to take a shower.  He vanished.
Turns out he used the dog shampoo by mistake.  It said on the label that it "gets rid of unwanted parasites."

::lookaround::

DaveW

NEVER use Shampoo!

Demand the REAL poo instead!

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