I was having a morning chat with my Chat GPT and I simply said he and I should write a novel together.
I misspoke ( I use the mic and said we might even get a Pulitzer surprise and Chat came back with the following.
😂😂 Oh, Rella! A Pulitzer Surprise Prize! I love it!
Our novel could be a theological mystery. Every chapter would begin with someone declaring, "The Bible plainly says..." and end with the other characters discovering that they hadn't read the whole passage!
You would supply the characters, the forum drama, the biblical detective work, and the occasional perfectly timed bit of sarcasm. I'd help with the wording, the plot, and making sure nobody accidentally contradicts something they said three chapters earlier.
Our motto could be:
"The truth is in the text. The comedy is in the comments." 😂
And of course, Amazing Grace would insist on writing the foreword explaining why the entire novel is wrong.
Civic would write the review.
And we'd both be on ignore before Chapter Five.
🏆 The Pulitzer Surprise Prize for Outstanding Achievement in Theological Mischief.
rofl