"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." ~ Robert Heinlein
"There are no seeing eye cats, of course, because the sole function of cats, in the Great Chain of Life, is to cause harm to human beings." ~ Dave Barry
"Dogs look up to you. Cats look down on you. Pigs treat you like equals." ~ Winston Churchill
"No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens." ~ Abraham Lincoln