A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation: "Genesis 3:10."
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10
: Alan Wed Apr 11, 2018 - 13:21:32
A pastor went out one Saturday to visit his church members.
At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Finally, the preacher took out his card, wrote out "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it, and stuck it in the door.
Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears my voice and opens the door, I will come in to him and dine with him, and he with me. - Revelation 3:20
The next day, the card turned up in the collection plate. Below the preacher's message was written the following notation: "Genesis 3:10."
I heard your voice in the garden, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself. - Genesis 3:10
That's funny~Well now, it's time for a confession. Years ago shortly after Sherry and I married some church folks from a local church came by (I was not converted at the time) to visit, so when they knock, I went into the bathroom and waited until they left~I sent my poor little wife to the door and she covered for me and told them I was not available~I was not ready for whatever pressure they were going to put on me. ::blushing::
I heard your two voices on the front porch, and I was afraid because I was naked; and I hid myself
::smile::
: RB Wed Apr 11, 2018 - 15:07:29
That's funny~Well now, it's time for a confession. Years ago shortly after Sherry and I married some church folks from a local church came by (I was not converted at the time) to visit, so when they knock, I went into the bathroom and waited until they left~I sent my poor little wife to the door and she covered for me and told them I was not available~I was not ready for whatever pressure they were going to put on me. ::blushing:: ::smile::
rofl rofl rofl
That's hilarious Red, definitely a real life awkward moment. ::smile::