Prayer

[Nevertheless]

Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer  
while a telephone repairman worked nearby.  

"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.  

"No," another contended.  "I get the best results standing  
with my hands outstretched to Heaven."  

"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective  
prayer position is lying prostrate, face down on the floor."  

The repairman could contain himself no longer.  "Fellas," he  
interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside  
down from a telephone pole."

[memmy]

:D  Thatsa good un!