Testing the limits of Propriety

[janine]

Please do not follow the links below if you are sensitive to what some woudl call "coarse jesting".

Please.  Don't.  There's a reason I posted the links and didn't just reprint here.

But, if you think we need to not take ourselves quite so seriously in the areas of courtship and sex and so on...

You might find yourself on the floor weakly trying to catch your breath as I did.  



I have been thinking and thinking.

I have been weeding out all sorts of stuff I dunno if we're ready for on these boards.

Time for a comedy break-

Which will be funny no matter what, but especially if you have the misfortune of remembering the original song.

So, anyway- this covers relationships, in a way... and the singer certainly loves something...

Definitely covers sexuality anyway.


If it's Latin it's Got to be Good

Or Maybe Not

[charlie]

Personally, I prefer the Sir Mix-a-lot version.

[janine]

Played it often enough when I was a DJ.

The formality of the Latin imposed upon it cracked me up.

[david johnson]

(aside)
methinks colourful and, yea, off-colourful lyrics, poetry, and prose must indeed be addressed as being within the pervue of an official 'board-bard'.  hath any the wit and talent to fill such office of service?

a floursh of strumpets, er..trumpets, sir bill von chez-blanc enters: hark!  what unseemly matter transpireth among us?
i declare nominations open for 'board-bard', not to be confangulated with 'bored-bard', under pain of excommunicado inflagrancensium!  handeth me mine cigar, wench...or is that handeth me my cigar wench?

the crowd of posters roars out their nominees!!!

dick cheney!
nelta!
booty (the name fitteth the previous links :p)!
janine!
mr gloom!

...this goeth on too long..

dj

[janine]

<Janine pats down dj's fevered brow and tenderly eases him into bed with a hot water bottle and a toddy to settle him...>