Making a sale

[Quest4EverLife]

 One pleasant afternoon a woman was living in a cottage. She was working about the house and a knock on the front door. "Hi", miss says the salesman. "I have this product and I guarantee you're going to like this". . She let's the man inside and he pulled out a vacuum cleaner.

He says, "Miss I know you have seen other vacuum cleaners before. . But this one is better than all the others ones you have ever seen. This vacuum is made to pick up every ounce of dirt and even those really filthy carpets. As bad as the room may look this handy vacuum will make any room look like new again." "Well I don't know if this a good idea", says the woman. "Don't worry says the salesman. I would not sell this without showing you how this works first."

The man opens his suit case to take out a Styrofoam cup with a lid on it. Then he opens it and pours soil all over the living room. "Now please stay calm miss. There is nothing to to worry. I promise this vacuum is able to pick up all this dirt. . If I don't keep this promise I will eat the dirt myself". .

So the man goes to plug the vacuum in. He says, "What is going on? My vacuum is not turning on." "Yeah", says the the woman, "You did not give me a chance to talk. . 2 days ago I was short on paying my electric bill.. My lights will be shut of till my daughter arrives tonight to clear things up so I don't have any electric now". . Then the woman says, "As for the dirt how do you want to eat it with a spoon or a fork?"   

[Christs Princess]

  I can just picture it!

[Ginger Rella]

LOL LOL LOL