Husband 1.0

[admin]

INSTALLING HUSBAND 1.0
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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0. and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed, Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command: "http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that will eventually seize control of all your system resources and may cause Husband 1.0 to remove you as its administrator ). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and  Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,

Tech Support

[Booty]

Ach and I see our Administrator 0.75 is just the wee bit bored!!

How are you lad?

[admin]

I'm good.

Janine sent that email to me and I thought it was funny. Just thought I'd try to jump start the Marriage Relationships, Love, and Sexuality forum.

I like being called lad. It makes me think of my ancestors...cause I'm Scotish.

Lee  :angel:

[memmy]

:thumbup: Lee, this is a good one and thanks to you too Janine!
Memmy :applause:  :D

[!--QuoteBegin--][/span][table border=\"0\" align=\"center\" width=\"95%\" cellpadding=\"3\" cellspacing=\"1\"][tr][td]Quote [/td][/tr][tr][td id=\"QUOTE\"][!--QuoteEBegin--]It makes me think of my ancestors...cause I'm Scotish.[/quote]
Scottish surely?  Enjoy whiskey do you?

[janine]

...huff...puff...gasp...

I heard Strathie had posted and he said something ominous about seeing if y'all "do" sarcasm, or something like it...

So I rushed over to see what he's been up to...

And find this tame little tweak of a post!

Tsk tsk tsk, Strath.

Oh no, maybe he cut up elsewhere...  Must go look!