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ole about the passing of poor lena

Started by ex cathedra, Tue Aug 31, 2010 - 20:35:56

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ex cathedra

After a marriage uff many years, poor Lena vinly past avay.

Ole stood over her casket gazing at her.

Sven came up and stood beside Ole.

Ole sighed and said "Ya know, I luffed her so much, I almost told her vonce.

ex cathedra

Lena and Ole were married a long time, 45 years I tink. One day poor Ole died. Lena tinks she should put a notice in da paper so she goes down to talk to da person in charge of da classifieds. He asks her what she wants to put in da paper. "Yust put, Poor Ole Died", she says.

Da person in charge says, "Look I know you and Ole was married a long time, is that all you want to say"?

"Well", say Lena, "the first tree words are free and dat's all I can afford".

"I'll give you the first 6 words for free," says the man.

"Ok", says Lena, "please put, Poor Ole died. Boat for sale".

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