How Rude! I Am SO Offended!

[memmy]

Memmy,
two questions
1. what is a memmy. Is that someone from outer or inner space?
why should i hold my breath? will you hold it for me?
You girls must be in some sort of drugs to make you feel so superior. Is it legal?    

1."what is a memmy. Is that someone from outer or inner space?"

My answer:
I really don't "owe" you an answer but, a Memmy is me, a Mom, and a grand which made me a Memmy, got it? I realize this may be over your head, especially if you are still holding your breath.

2. (which you forgot to number, but you ARE a male, I will accept it anyways.)
"why should i hold my breath? will you hold it for me?"

No way will I hold your breath, don't think it smells good enough to do so.

3.(More than 2 questions too)
"You girls must be in some sort of drugs to make you feel so superior. Is it legal?"

No drugs needed, I also realize that you being the weaker sex, it may be hard for you to grasp the idea though.

We are not legalists anyway, so it doesn't matter what you consider to be legal.

Man, do we have to spell out everything?   :rollingeyes:

Memmy  :D[/color]

[william]

Memmy,
 you know how to spell??  FANTASTIC   you are evolving  :D

BTW I brushed my teeth and gargled so my breath is sooooo verrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyy fresh. Hey congrats on being a mom which makes you a memmy. The world needs more memmys. Women who stay at home and provide for the nest as God intended  :D

 Yes I am a male and proud of it. So I don't get to offended when Im abused by women who are the inferior sex!!!!!


(you still like me don't you? this is still in jest!!! :hug: )

Opps inferior sex?? what is that?? I thought all sex was superior!!!!

[Serenity432001]

So, are you saying women who work outside the home are NOT as God intended?!?!?

[memmy]

Hey mr william,

I can bring home the bacon and fry it up in the pan, so take that!

Also just where does it state in the bible that women need to stay home and make a nest with no help from your type?

Memmy :)

[ConnieLard]

And, William, as for spelling, I can outspell anyone, male OR female! :disco:

[memmy]

Well Connie, I would take you on in that, but if I asked you to spell a word on here, then, well you know, it would be spelled out, duh!

I bet that was a trick anyways wasn't it?

You though another female would fall for that didn't you?

Well, hmph, not me!

Memmy     :crackup:

[ConnieLard]

Looks like William has left the building.  I feel kind of bad for ganging up on him like that, don't you?  -    NOT!!! :D

Well, here goes.  Memmy, I cannot believe you think you can spell as well as I can.  How arrogant!

[memmy]

Looks like William has left the building.  I feel kind of bad for ganging up on him like that, don't you?  -    NOT!!!  

Double NOT!  

:D

Memmy, I cannot believe you think you can spell as well as I can.  How arrogant!

Why yes, yes it is!    

Memmy  :crackup:[/color]

[Serenity432001]

Memmy & Connie,    Soooo you think you are better Christians than the rest of us just because you can SPEL!!!  I want book chapter and verse.

[marc]

They are likely using modern mechanical innovations such as spell check that were not authorized in the New Testament scriptures.  They would do well to remember what the Bible says about adding to and taking away, but they likely feel they are above such things.

[william]

Morning ladies,

Figures it would take two girls to tackle one guy! But hey bring it on  :D

Interesting how you girls can't do it all by yourselves in the home without "our types" yet you can go out get a job by yourselves and do okay but you can't handle the home by yourselves  sheeh

Anyways, truth be known I'm getting all offended out and just may have to surrender and start being nice!!!! nah-- there is more left in me I think
  anyways until next time may the spell check be with you so that you come across intelligent
:givingkiss:

[PEGGY JOYCE]

This is hilarious.    :D   Sisters and supposed-to-be brothers ripping each other apart, just like we do at church.  Of course, women are superior.  Our sex carried the baby Jesus, didn't we,  without any help from you guys.  Think about that.




(just kidding, of course) :D

[william]

PG
 welcome. yes interesting isn't it. I thought women were the gentler sex, but now their claws are out and being used  :D

Concerning carring Jesus and superiority I can't aruge with that, but what about all the others you have brought into this world? ummm?

we rip, we tear, we bind, then we rip again-- ah what a wonderful world people who call themselves Christians are

[boringoldguy]

Marc

Spell check is an EXPEDIENT,  you legalist.   It's meant to prevent you from adding to or taking away the authorized letters.

Don't you know anything?

[marc]

The apostle Paul did fine without spell check, or even an IBM Selectric.   What gives us the right to say we need something more than he had, when Paul plainly said that God had already provided everything we need for life and Godliness?  He said it right there in the same book where he said that the like figure whereunto baptism doth also now save us not!  I suppose you don't believe that either.

[memmy]

I think we need something besides spell check to figure out what you have just said Marc.

Maybe a KJV check is in order, for all you who think they have a clue what KJ really meant, you could write the program, that is if you really have a clue what he truly meant.  

Yeah Marc, go ahead make a KJ check, would ya?

Memmy   :whistle:

[marc]

You probably don't believe Paul wrote Hebrews either.  You're probably one of those liberals who wants to credit it to a woman writer.

Remember, Paul said "I do not suffer a woman to speak, period."  Sure the period comes later, but it's there.

[Jimbob]

I don't think periods are the appropriate subject for this thread, no matter whose it is or how late it may be.  That's not liberal/conservative, just clear and plain reason...providin' you know how ta use it.

[ConnieLard]

If anyone here knew how to use clear and plain reason, we wouldn't be having this conversation.  And if anyone here knew how to spell, the subject of spellcheck would never have come up.  Spellcheck is a crutch for infidels, much like instrumental music.  Neither is authorized in the New Testament.  Sure, God may have allowed Old Testament prophets to use it, but that doesn't mean it's okay for us today.  They had much harder words to spell back then, after all.  Just think of some of their names - Methuselah, for instance.  Just think of living 969 years with a name like that and no spellcheck.  It would have been cruel not to allow it.  So, in the times of their ignorance and difficult names, God winked at spellcheck, but now requires all men to come to repentance from using it.   :preachit:

[janine]

But of course the women can use it.

[tidbit]

Women have no business reading and writing, so why would they need a spell check.  That's about as useful as teats on a boar hog.

:D

[janine]

I am so offended!

Teats!  You said "teats"!

I thought this was a church message board.

I am so offended by this "teats" business, I can't rightly remember exactly how offended I got when I read that women have no business reading and writing.

[Serenity432001]

If anyone here knew how to use clear and plain reason, we wouldn't be having this conversation.  And if anyone here knew how to spell, the subject of spellcheck would never have come up.  Spellcheck is a crutch for infidels, much like instrumental music.  Neither is authorized in the New Testament.  Sure, God may have allowed Old Testament prophets to use it, but that doesn't mean it's okay for us today.  They had much harder words to spell back then, after all.  Just think of some of their names - Methuselah, for instance.  Just think of living 969 years with a name like that and no spellcheck.  It would have been cruel not to allow it.  So, in the times of their ignorance and difficult names, God winked at spellcheck, but now requires all men to come to repentance from using it.   :preachit:

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[tidbit]

I am so offended!

Teats!  You said "teats"!

I thought this was a church message board.

I am so offended by this "teats" business, I can't rightly remember exactly how offended I got when I read that women have no business reading and writing.

Hey, Miss Penis Envy--

"Teats" is (are?) in the Bible--three times!  I looked it up.

Any word that's in the Bible is fair game for a church message board.  So there!

[memmy]

I believe we all need some boots on. This thread is filling up with alot of dung.  :;):

Memmy  :D

[janine]

Yeah, well, dung is iin some translations of the Bible too.  As are a lot worse words!

But I don't think "boots" is.

How dare you bring up modern footwear on a Bible-loving board like this?

I am so offended!

I mean, if there were boots on the disciples' feet, would Jesus have had any dusty dung-filled marketplace dirt to wash off their sandaled feet?

Hmph.  I doo not believe you people.  You and your offensiveness leave me pooped out.  Scat, now, the pile of ye!

[memmy]

I Hate to be the bearer of bad news but technically bible is NOT a word in the bible, maybe on the front of the bible, but never mentioned in the bible.

So there!  :O

Memmy  :D

[marc]

You obviously haven't read all of Paul's writing.  It's there.  I may not be able to put my finger on the verse right now, but it's there.

Of course denying the Bible is something I should probably expect on a board where they make people who use words like "doo" moderators.

[janine]

Doo bee doo bee doo.

I suppose it offends you if I like Sinatra music too.

I can do nothing to please you Marc.

I am so offended by your taking offense at my manner of speech.  Erm, typing.  Manner of typing.

[DCR]

Hmm...  So, Janine likes Sinatra music?  Well, that just explains it all!

My suspicions about her are confirmed!

You KNOW what they say about people who listen to Sinatra...

[memmy]

If you are going to allude to it DCR, just spit it out, quit skirting around the issues, will ya?

Men!

[marc]

The problem with Sinatra is that he wasn't satisfied with the pure simplicity of the human voice, buthad to force the unauthorized accompaniment of th Nelson Riddle Orchestra on people.

And we won't even get into those Cole Porter songs he favored.

[Jimbob]

"I did it MY Way."  Nuff said, he had not place for God's will in his life...and neither, it seems, do any of Sinatra's disciples here, or you'd all have repented because my previous posts in this thread.

REPENT!  REPENT!  REPENT!

DEAD! DEAD! DEAD!

[DCR]

The problem with Sinatra is that he wasn't satisfied with the pure simplicity of the human voice, buthad...

marc, WHO are you calling a "buthad"?  That's not very nice...[/color]

[kalen]

Are y ou making fun of his spelling?  The nerve!