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Teaching puppy joke

Started by admin, Tue Sep 06, 2005 - 11:33:59

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I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the shopping center
and rolled down the car windows to make sure my puppy had
air. He was stretched full out on the back seat and I
wanted him to know that he must remain there.

I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car
and saying emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you hear me? Stay! ...Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a young lady, gave me a strange look and said, "Why don't you just put it in park?"

:crackup:

[Note: This did not happen to me. I am just repeating a joke.]




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