The Thirteen Dollar Bill

[Reformer]

"CAN YOU BREAK THIS BILL FOR ME?"

Two New York counterfeiters accidently ran off a bunch of 13-dollar bills. One of them said, "Let's not throw them away. Let's go back to the Mountains of Kentucky, where the dump Hillbillies are, and we'll cash them. They won't know the difference."

When they reached the Mountains, they saw a grocery store sitting on the side of the mountain. They walked in, pulled out a 13-dollar bill and said, "Sir, can you break this 13-dollar bill for us?" He said, "Yes, of course." He reached under the countertop and gave them a seven and a six. The counterfeiters returned to New York immediately. The Kentucky Hillbillies were not all that dump after all.

[Reformer]

"CAN YOU BREAK THIS BILL FOR US?"

Two New York counterfeiters accidently ran off a bunch of 13-dollar bills. One of them said, "Let's not throw them away. Let's go back to the Mountains of Kentucky, where the dump Hillbillies are, and we'll cash them. They won't know the difference."

When they reached the Mountains, they saw a grocery store sitting on the side of the mountain. They walked in, pulled out a 13-dollar bill and said, "Sir, can you break this 13-dollar bill for us?" He said, "Yes, of course." He reached under the countertop and gave them a seven and a six. The counterfeiters returned to New York immediately. The Kentucky Hillbillies were not all that dump after all.

Just a quick note to say I was born and raised in those Kentucky mountains.