Please use spell checker

[admin]

Ok folks....it's there for a reason. Please just click it after you finished typing your post. It is very fast and will help you communicate better.

[boringoldguy]

It's a cool feature Lee;  just hard to break bad habits.

Thanks for putting it on.

And I used it this time.

Have a praise.

[twd]

Wy doo wi nede tu yuse spel chekking?

[memmy]

 door WI need Tu use spell checking?

Yikes, as poor of spelling as that was, twd's post came up like this after the spell check.  

But I think it's safe to say that no one is, in all honesty, that bad of a speller. 

Now grammar.....that's another story.   

[marc]

Eye Hughes hit.

[Nevertheless]

Ode to the Spell Chequer
Anonymous

Eye half a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Actually, it didn't like "chequer".  Apparently the spell checker has never read Ivanhoe:
"Away! our journey lies through dell and dingle, Where the blithe fawn trips by its timid mother, Where the broad oak, with intercepting boughs, Chequers the sunbeam in the green-sward alley--- Up and away!---for lovely paths are these To tread, when the glad Sun is on his throne Less pleasant, and less safe, when Cynthia's lamp With doubtful glimmer lights the dreary forest."

[memmy]

That was cute Never.  

No wonder you get so much manna.  

[Nevertheless]

LOL
I didn't write it, just copied it  --  quite a few years ago.

[janine]

It must be my deep inner resentment of conforming to demands of authorities...  I hate a spell checker.  I hate even more those thingies that correct your grammar and punctuation.

[spurly]

Thanks, I ened it bably.