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[janine]

Shall I dig out my notes and scripts from the great youth caper Starship Evangelize,
wherein the mighty Stick-On, Waldorf,
and his captain Duke EyeStalker,
their Chief Engineer Mr. Brawny,
their Science Officer Mr. Spooky,
and the Three Wise Guys, Nobbuddy Wans Tahknowmee, Trinitee 3-Oh and MeeToo-MeeToo,
and every other possible outer-space character we can possibly highjack...

traveled in the great ship Evangelize to the mysterious planet Terratoo, where they discovered an amazing phenomenon...
(cue dramatic spooky organ music)

Sin is visible on Terratoo!

The poor little native people are killing each other, dying in the midst of their horrible visible sins... They are festooned with cancerous-looking lumps and dead rats and bloody trailing bandages, kind of a Marley-suit of filthiness...

And only the crew of the great ship Evangelize can bring them the antidote, the Christ!

So they all rush down there to save the Terratooians, except the great Waldorf.  A true Stick-on, he's stuck on himself.  On his own abilities to conquer anything.

Yet, the wimpiest little crewman can go down there & help the Terratooians, but Waldorf cannot, because Waldorf is not yet a Christian.  He has no protection from sin!

How can Captain Eyestalker let him go down there, where you can see the very sins growing on you like an incapacitating fungus?!?  He can't, and Waldorf is left behind like everybody's little brother...

Poor Waldorf reaches an inner crisis!  He is putting others in danger by not coming to Christ!  He had been willing to never submit to the Lord, as long as it was only himself he hurt, but now he finally sees the pain everyone else will feel if he goes on unconverted!

So, when the little formerly sin-encumbered Terratooians come up to the ship to thank everyone for helping them, and Waldorf sees how bravely they came to the Lord when they had never heard of Him before... Waldorf decides it's time.

\"To the Baptismotron!\" he cries, and all the crew and visitors shreik joyously \"To the Baptismotron!\" and follow him off to his baptism.  The ship tilts with the surge of bodies, but that's OK.  Who wouldn't want to see the mighty Waldorf, Stick-on of Stick-ons, finally coming in love to his Lord?

[dgdodd]

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