Michael Vick using dog proceeds from Ebay to buy missiles from Iran?

[Bon Voyage]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,293268,00.html

[marc]

I've always suspected that FoxNews was a parody channel, now I have proof.

btw, didn't you see my conclusive proof of Vick's innocence on the other thread?

[Mere Nick]

Parody channel?  Did the guy really sue or not?  And I thought 65 million for a pair of pants was a bit much.

[janine]

He left out the part where Vick is guilty of global warming, too.

Um... I might have had more to say, but I'm still flabbergasted over the article I saw next... Ye gods and little fishes, how could you get your leg smashed off and not notice?!?

[Big Mike Lewis]

I would say something here, but again, people trying to label Fox as not real news are full of it.

[janine]

I like Fox.  Much better than the others.

I don't like any of them wonderfully well, but still Fox is about the best.

[marc]

(note to self:  don't make jokes about FoxNews on this site.) 

Anyway, the plaintiff has moved on to bigger and better things:  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0816071riches1.html

Bonds Sold Steroids To Nuns
Allegations from left field in jailed litigant's craziest suit ever
AUGUST 16--Meet Jonathan Lee Riches. The federal prisoner/habitual litigant recently scored headlines with his insane $63 billion lawsuit against Michael Vick (who allegedly stole Riches's dogs, sold them on eBay, and used the proceeds to buy weapons from the Iranian government). Riches, who is doing a decade in prison for fraud, is at it again, this time filing a loony--though quite funny--complaint again Barry Bonds, baseball commissioner Bud Selig, and Hank Aaron's bat. In his lawsuit, Riches, pictured in the below mug shot, weaves an intricate conspiracy theory involving television ratings, steroids, the cracking of the Liberty Bell, Colombian narco-terrorists, and secretly recorded conversations for which journalists Robert Novak and Judith Miller have transcripts. A copy of the Bonds complaint can be found here. Riches's August 13 lawsuit, which he filed in U.S. District Court in Indiana, is the 17th federal complaint he has filed since January 2006. Imprisoned in South Carolina, Riches has filed his lawsuits in 15 separate federal jurisdictions, presumably moving state-to-state to avoid sanctions over the filing of frivolous actions. (5 pages)