I just learned a lesson

[Jimbob]

I needed a good laugh after reading some of the threads here this weekend, and I got one when I found this old Family Circus while thumbing through one of my Bibles.  A good friend gave me this cartoon one Sunday several years ago. 

[Jimbob]

Why is this in RM?  Because I thought maybe we could debate the fact she's carrying a pitcher, not standing in a river.

[Bon Voyage]

Why is this in RM?  Because I thought maybe we could debate the fact she's carrying a pitcher, not standing in a river.

Of course it is RM, it is open to Acts 2, and the cartoon is talking about baptism.

[HRoberson]

Why is this in RM?  Because I thought maybe we could debate the fact she's carrying a pitcher, not standing in a river.

I had the same thought.

The reason it didn't turn out right, is because she wasn't following the (semi-) clear teaching of God that one must dunk the cat.

[marc]

It's easier to dunk a cat in a pitcher than in a river.

[HRoberson]

It's easier to dunk a cat in a pitcher than in a river.

Not if you throw it hard enough.

[James Rondon]

Why is this in RM?  Because I thought maybe we could debate the fact she's carrying a pitcher, not standing in a river.

What about the fact that it was a she that was doing the baptizing?...

Even more, did the cat know that it was being baptized for the remission of sins?

[Jimmy]

Why is this in RM?  Because I thought maybe we could debate the fact she's carrying a pitcher, not standing in a river.

What about the fact that it was a she that was doing the baptizing?...

Even more, did the cat know that it was being baptized for the remission of sins?

Why can't a she baptize?  

Silly boy, cats can't sin.

[James Rondon]

Why is this in RM?  Because I thought maybe we could debate the fact she's carrying a pitcher, not standing in a river.

What about the fact that it was a she that was doing the baptizing?...

Even more, did the cat know that it was being baptized for the remission of sins?

Why can't a she baptize?

Command, example, necessary inference.

Silly boy, cats can't sin.

Then why baptize it?

[Snargles]

When does a cat reach the Age of Accountability?

Is the AoA different for dogs?

If she dunked the cat but the tip of its tail was still above water would the baptism count?

How would you baptize a fish? Wrap a wet sponge around its mouth and jerk it out of the water?

Why shouldn't the congregation clap after a fish is baptized?
The fish would think there were seals in the crowd and get nervous.

[Lee Freeman]

What I wanna know is, would the cat worship with or without an organ?

Pax.

[DCR]

What I wanna know is, would the cat worship with or without an organ?

Pax.

Apparently.

[Jimbob]

[Bon Voyage]

Cats are tools of Satan

[Volkmar]

Cats are git of Satan, and they don't like being rantized either...


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[Jaime]

Cats, unlike dogs, are incapable of repentance. It's in the word about "dogly sorrow"!

[zoonance]

I needed a good laugh after reading some of the threads here this weekend, and I got one when I found this old Family Circus while thumbing through one of my Bibles.  A good friend gave me this cartoon one Sunday several years ago. 

Proof that she attends where false teachers abound.....

[Nevertheless]

Cats, unlike dogs, are incapable of repentance. It's in the word about "dogly sorrow"!

Hmmm. . . . Someone's dyslexic!

[Jaime]

Cats, unlike dogs, are incapable of repentance. It's in the word about "dogly sorrow"!

Hmmm. . . . Someone's dyslexic!

I'm predominantly right-handed. 

[Mere Nick]

Silly boy, cats can't sin.

Cats are sin with fur.  They even made a movie about it called "The Last Sin Eater".  It's a movie about some loner dude who shows up at the Chinese buffet just before closing time.