Greetings carbon-based earth-beings

[NorrinRadd]

Nice to meet you.

You can learn -- or at least reasonably infer -- most of the important things about me from my username, my avatar, my caption, and my signature.   

A few exceptions:  A bit of a hermit, hoarder, curmudgeon, and animal lover.

Been quite a while since I've been on a forum with such a wondrous selection of emoticons.       Such a shame Facebook doesn't provide such a superabundance.    

[SHINY4UJESUS]

  ha ha. Best and simplest intro ever! Well done.