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In Praise of Women Who Read
« on: Tue Nov 06, 2018 - 07:55:10 »
 In praise of women who read
 
One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap .

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, " Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies , (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?" )

" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

" I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

" Yes, but you have all the equipment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket. "

"For reading a book," she replies.


" You're in a Restricted Fishing Area ," he informs her again ." ;

"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

" Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.  I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

" If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden .

" That's true, but you have all the equipment.  For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.

 
MORAL:

Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think.

Sure God created man before woman.

But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.

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In Praise of Women Who Read
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