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Church Bulletin !

Started by grams, Thu Apr 26, 2018 - 07:31:43

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Church Bulletin

This was on our Sunday Church Bulletin........


:) Smile :)

Questions and Answers

Q: Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns Instead of Hers!

Q: Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

Q: When was the longest day in the Bible?

A: The day Adam was created because there was no Eve.

Q: Why did God create man before women?

A: He didn't want any advice.

Q: What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A: A roomin' Catholic!

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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Patient: Praise GOD, Now I don't have to pay you!

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Alan

Very good grams!  ::noworries::


Add one more;


Can an atheist claim "acts of God" on their insurance?

grams



Thanks Alan,

Our  church  bulletin  has some good thing in it most of the time.

When ever some one finds some thing they give it to the lady who

fixes  the  bulletin........  and if good she will  put it in....

I'm  lucky some one  from  church sends it to us.....   we live over

a hour  away from church , so we are not able to go to often......   

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