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BECOMING A SENIOR



Barb was lying in bed one night. Larry was falling asleep but Barb was
in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.




She said: "You used to hold my hand when we were courting."




Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get
back to sleep.




A few moments later she said: "Then you used to kiss me... "




Mildly irritated, Larry reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek
and settled down to sleep.




Thirty seconds later she said: "Then you used to bite my neck..."




Angrily, Larry threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.




"Where are you going?" Barb asked.




"To get my teeth!"

Now I don't care who you are, that was funny.