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I heard about a preacher who was talking with a man, and he asked
him, "Do you know the Bible?"  The man said, "Yes, sir."  He said, "What
part of the Bible do you know the best?"  The man said, "The New
Testament."

    The preacher went on to ask him what part of the New Testament he
knew the best.  The man said, "Well, I suppose I know the story of the
Good Samaritan best of all."  The preacher said, "Tell me that story."

    The man said, "Well, as best as I can recall, there was a good
Samaritan traveling down the road from Jerusalem to Jericho and he fell
among the thorns and they sprang up and choked him and left him half
dead.  

    "But a man came by feeding his swine and he said to the man, 'I
will arise and go to my father.'  So he took up his bed and walked.  But
while the soldiers were chasing him through the forest, he got the hair
of his head caught up in the trees and he hung there 40 days and 40
nights, and the ravens fed him.  

    "Just then, Delilah came along with a big pair of shears and she
cut off his hair and he fell on stony ground.  But the good master of
the house resurrected the man and he journeyed on his way.  

    "All of a sudden, he came to the wall of Jericho and there's
Jezebel sitting on the wall and she mocked him.  And he said, 'Chunk her
down to the dogs.'  And they chunked her down 70 times 7, and great was
the fall thereof, and of the fragments that remained they picked up
twelve baskets full, and whose wife shall she be in the resurrection?"  

That's funny, except, I've heard people actually get some of the Bible mixed up like that.:p

Why did it just show a p when I click on a smilie?

:D ROTFL :D

QuoteThat's funny, except, I've heard people actually get some of the Bible mixed up like that.:p

I actually heard three different parables mixed together during last night's Bible class.

QuoteWhy did it just show a p when I click on a smilie?

You needed to hit the space bar after the period.

wrong way.:p

right way.  :p

Thanks Never. :D

My neice thought that Jesus was alive when he was put in the tomb and then they suffocated Him by rolling a rock over the door. She swore that is what she heard at church. But she was a child when she thought that, thankfully.

Memmy :p