Drinks anyone?

Nevertheless · Mon May 02, 2005 - 19:43:47

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. :preachit: With great emphasis he said, "If I
had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, :preachit: "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river." :preachit:

Sermon complete, he sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,

"Shall We Gather at the River."

:noworry:

Bro. Terry · Mon May 02, 2005 - 19:59:00

:laugh: :

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Jimbob · Mon May 02, 2005 - 20:54:02

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