How Rude! I Am SO Offended!

DCR · Sat Jul 16, 2005 - 20:23:00

I have information on EVERYONE who attended the Zoe Conference last year. You are MARKED!!!

MUAH HAH HAH HAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!

:darthvader:

janine · Sat Jul 16, 2005 - 20:39:07

I bet thet's coz YOU were there.

ConnieLard · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 10:26:21

Janine's right. How would you know who was there unless YOU WERE THERE, too!!! Someone's talking out of both sides of his mouth!!!

kalen · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 11:03:22

You are all being so rude and arrogant to each other.

Besides, didn't I already tell you that ***I*** am the only saved person here. Duh, all you have to do listen to is me, me, me to understand the word of God.

DCR · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 11:05:37

WHY DON'T YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!!!!

What does it matter whether I was there or not? As long as I wasn't "worshiping", it's all fine! However, I bet YOU would "worship" if you were in the presence of an UNAUTHORIZED praise team. Don't try to deny it. Hah. I bet you would be seen and POSSIBLY even be HEARD in a worship service! Right, woman? If you're going to sing to be heard, then YOUR place is in the pew!

That thread about keeping men in the pews... it's the WOMEN who need to be kept in the PEWS!!! So, stay in the PEW where YOU belong!!!

(oh, that feels harsh, even if not serious... ) :blush:

ConnieLard · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 11:44:57

I believe DCR has unresolved issues with members of the opposite sex. How about it, DCR?

And, Kalen obviously has a god-complex. Get over yourself, Kalen!!!

:p

PEGGY JOYCE · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 12:56:48

Yes, I know a guy who knew a guy that said DCR had unresolved issues with women, even his mother. And my source would never be wrong. It always tells the truth with no exaggeration. So there!

kalen · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 13:39:24

Well, YOU, Miss Connie, obviously have the god-complex for presuming to know my heart and tell me I have a god-complex. The nerve of some people!

(This feels so baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad, lol!)

ConnieLard · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 14:11:54

Hmmmph! I just call it like I see it! :whistle:

Jimbob · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 21:32:46

Well, if everybody would stop lookin' round so much, maybe they wouldn't SEE so much. Who do you think you are, your brothers' keeper or something? "I'm NOT my brother's keeper." That's what the Good Book says.

janine · Tue Jul 19, 2005 - 22:02:50

Eh -- yes you are.

Don't have to watch out for sisters, though. Nothing there about that.

PEGGY JOYCE · Wed Jul 20, 2005 - 13:13:46

sisters don't need watching. They are sitting quietly in pews with hands folded neatly in their laps. Nothing going on there to be alarmed about.

Jimbob · Wed Jul 20, 2005 - 14:14:08

It's always the quiet ones you have to watch...quiet...judging...plotting...

tidbit · Wed Jul 20, 2005 - 16:19:10

Quotesisters don't need watching. They are sitting quietly in pews with hands folded neatly in their laps. Nothing going on there to be alarmed about.

I've got news for you.....

janine · Wed Jul 20, 2005 - 23:25:35

I am seriously offended, Dear Tidbit, that you feel you have to be the newscaster around here.

The only news we need is the Good News. Hmph.

Jimbob · Wed Jul 20, 2005 - 23:35:58

Sounds like a personal problem to me.

janine · Wed Jul 20, 2005 - 23:53:24

Tidbit has a personal problem?

ConnieLard · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 12:03:13

Someone who chooses the name "Tidbit" MUST have a problem with self-esteem, don't you think?

(I really think you guys are so lucky to have those of us who are so wise available to you on this board to analyze you! Just think how much money you're saving not having to go to a psychologist!!!) :)

tidbit · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 12:45:35

QuoteSomeone who chooses the name "Tidbit" MUST have a problem with self-esteem, don't you think?

Watch it, doggy-breath!

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(I really think you guys are so lucky to have those of us who are so wise available to you on this board to analyze you! Just think how much money you're saving not having to go to a psychologist!!!) :)

It's hard to soar with the eagles when you are surrounded by a bunch of turkeys.

:eatingpopcorn:[/color]

Jimbob · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 13:34:21

So you know how I feel then, huh?

PEGGY JOYCE · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 13:45:39

So are you an eagle or a turkey, jmg3rd?

ConnieLard · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 13:47:10

No, JMG, how DO you feel? (Relax, lie down, and tell me all about it. I can help you sort through your issues, too.)

marc · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 21:28:53

C'mon. Cut out all of the psychological mumbo-jumbo. Believe me when I tell you it's nonsense. Psychiatry is a pseudo-science. You'd realize this, but you don't know the history of psychiatry. I do. :preachit:

ConnieLard · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 21:47:06

Are you a closet Scientologist, Marc? What else have you been hiding from us?

marc · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 22:02:17

Are you so closed-minded that you would push all other religions into a closet? You probably think everyone who doesn't believe the way you do is mentally ill, and try to drug them with Ritilan or Prozac or bite-sized Snickers or some such thing.

Jimbob · Thu Jul 21, 2005 - 22:22:19

And you'd treat them by bleaching their teeth, giving them a $600 haircut and dumping them for a younger woman...what's your point?

kalen · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 08:02:51

You all are actually going to slander the character of a certain un-named esteemed Hollywood-atarian? Shame on you all -- and you call yourselves Christians!

DCR · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 08:21:50

Those Scientologists are nothing but sorcerers. And, they are going to "H-E- double hockey stick".

Who are YOU to stand up for them and have fellowship with DEMONS? You have a thing for Tom Cruise. You know you do. Don't deny it.

Jimbob · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 08:36:48

:announcement:
Just as you are,
Without one plea,
But that you have,
Insulted me;
When will you,
Come and say, "Sorry!"
Oh sinner, Come, now, come.
Reeeeepent.

admin · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 10:06:48

You are actually suggesting that another person should repent? How judgmental. Who do you think you are?! Paul?!

Bon Voyage · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 10:26:44

How dare you suggest anyone is Paul or should read his writings!!

He was a male chauvinist!

ConnieLard · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 21:15:09

Saying something like that shows that you obviously have no respect for the Bible (even though you go to a so-called "Bible church")!!!

DCR · Fri Jul 22, 2005 - 21:41:52

Hey, what does his church have to do with anything? You're just trying to distract the issue by making a scapegoat of his church. What about the good people who go there? You slander them by calling them a "so-called" Bible church!!!

ConnieLard · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 07:58:22

Well, what's up with these "Bible churches", anyway? Do they think they have a monopoly on the Bible, or what?

janine · Sat Jul 23, 2005 - 08:00:54

Well, unless we've been to their church gatherings and seen all the Bibles lying around and the Bible-themed art on the walls and the big "team mascot"-type guy in costume out front waving traffic in on a Sunday -- you know, a fellow dressed up like a giant Bible --

Until we've seen that their preachers always wave a Bible in one hand and pound their lecturn with the other --

Until we've visited their kids' Bible classes and seen the little tots lisping "Da Bee Eye Bee EL Eeeee, yes dat's da book for meeeee..." --

Until we gather all that evidence, they ARE a "So-Called Bible Church".

How dare you say we shouldn't wait for the evidence?!?! I am so offended, that you want us to be so gullible.

Hmmm. That might make a nice SOF. "The So-Called Bible Church of South East Northville, West Virginia". "Square Wolf Lane So-Called Bible Church". Has a ring to it.

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